Video - FREE CANDY (Road Not Taken)

[murimurimuri]

[The feed shows a brightly smiling man who is in some kind of outdoor, fair-style booth. He is dressed in a neat chef's outfit and has black hair tied up in a single, sensible ponytail rather than any of the nonsense you might see in his icons. He grins as he waves at the camera, then begins molding heated sugar into some sort of candy animal.]

Hi! Hello! Wow, I can't believe I've never bothered to make a post on this thing before. How's everybody doing today? I'm here at Heropa Zoo, making hand-crafted candy in the shape of YOUR favorite animals, so don't hesitate to give me requests! Drop on by, show me a power, and you can have one for free. Gotta spread that imPort love! ♥

[With a flourish, he holds up his finished piece, which seems to be... a bunnytopus? He laughs a little as he shows it off.]

See? This is why I need your help.

Comments

[monge]

T-T-Two, zura?!

...But then I'd have to decide who gets eaten and who gets to survive, zura! You can't make me choose, it's too hard, zura!!

[murimurimuri]

Oh, that's a problem! Maybe if I made three...?

[monge]

MOOONNNGEEE!!

Now that's two candy dogs that have to live with the guilt of losing their friend, zura!! ...Or one lonely candy dog who was the only survivor, zura!

[murimurimuri]

What a dark turn this has taken!

[monge]

Why didn't anyone ever tell me making candy was so scary, zura...

[murimurimuri]

It's true. Candy is life or death, or so my dad taught me.

But say, why don't I just make you something that isn't a dog? Like a bone or a tennis ball.

[monge]

[On one hand, that's incredibly kind of him and Komasan doesn't want to be rude. ...On the other, those are totally things pet dogs like.]

A-Ah...t-thank you, zura... But...what about, um, l-like a flower, zura...?

[murimurimuri]

[Not missing a beat:]

What kind?

[monge]

[WHY ARE THESE QUESTIONS SO HARD?]

P-Purple, zura?!

[murimurimuri]

Purple it is!

[There there, it's over now.]