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[yseult]

[ For those who are familiar with the area, the video makes it obvious that Sansa is sitting on a bench in downtown Heropa, near several small clothing stores. She is wearing the dress that she arrived in, which appears more appropriate for a drafty medieval palace than the warm Florida afternoon. There is a long pause before Sansa speaks, as though she is carefully considering her words. ]

This world is... unusual. To say the least.

I don't mean to... bother anyone. But I was, ah... wondering if someone could help me find clothing here. It is very... different. I'm not entirely sure what a proper lady is expected to wear. People seem to have very different expectations, and none of it is quite what I am used to. Oh, but I'm sure this all sounds odd. Any help would be... greatly appreciated.

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[yourpiecenow]

I'm gonna guess you're from one of those places where showing some ankle means you're a total whore.

[places where madison would be stoned immediately tbh]

permavideo;

[yseult]

Well, I have not made a habit of knowing what... whores wear.

[yourpiecenow]

Probably something a lot more conservative than the ones here. Jesus, you're in for a fucking shock and a half.

Alright, Princess, let's give you the Cliffnotes version: Black is in, no white after Labor Day. If you wear anything longer than Daisy Dukes when summer hits you're going to just straight-up die. If someone tries to sell you a pair of Crocs, kill them immediately. No court will convict you.

Got it?

[yseult]

[ Her eyes may have just glazed over; 75% of that was moonspeak ]

I see.

[yourpiecenow]

I'm gonna guess you didn't understand a fucking word of what I just said. What else is new in my life.

You should really get out of that ren faire get-up before you sweat your vagina off, though.

[yseult]

I'm... sorry, I did not recognize many of those words, no.

[ she does a decent job at hiding her shock at that particular figure of speech ]

I am working on it. I am going to look for a "sundress", I think.

[yourpiecenow]

Sundresses are... a start, I guess. Someone needs to introduce you to the magic of denim.

[yseult]

Dare I ask what that is?