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The Corinthian (II) ([personal profile] mirrordarkly) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2016-07-14 02:05 pm

video;

[[so after a week of aimless wandering and several failed attempts to return to the Dreaming or remove the tattoo on his wrist, the Corinthian finally decides it's time to say hello. Twin black lenses peer thoughtfully down at the communicator, their owner nestled in the shade of some nondescript building.]

It is a curious thing, to be out of place. They have done their best to make us fit, but ill-fitting it must remain for those who had purpose before. Ties are not as easily cut as some lesser materials, and I find these unwanted attempts to bind... [he hums] ...mm, an irritant. I doubt that I'm the only one.

[a pause. The Corinthian glances briefly down at the tattoo on his wrist, glowing in the shadow. He frowns, then returns his attention.]

...I am also aware that there are none here I know, and I am cut off from contacting them. So instead I would have your names and a word on your world, if you would give them. Or not - as you will. But it seems the only thing to do with a communicator is to attempt to communicate; there is no point to hiding in a false world. I will even begin, to make it more comfortable. [he adds, humored:] That is a rare offer from me.

[the nightmare touches a hand to his chest genially.]

I am known as the Corinthian, nightmare of the Major Arcana in service to the Lord Shaper, Lord Dream of the Endless.

And it is good to meet you.
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[personal profile] lovestoys 2016-07-21 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Depends on your definition of god. The tradition sense? No. But I am a God of gags, man. I'm hilarious.

[Spoiler alert: He's not. Even slightly. Unless you find fratboy humour hilarious.] Nah, the guy is a giant bag of dicks in general but that part bothers me the most. Just can't appreciate a true trickster, I guess. Had to ruin my flow.
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[personal profile] lovestoys 2016-07-28 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
No doubt, man. No doubt. You want to see my bag of swag? I think I can arrange that.

[Maybe you should have specified that part. He has the unfortunate tendency of having no survival skills and a terrible sense of humour.]

It's fun, I guess. I can fuck his shit up so I always got something to do but it gets a little old being ripped off all the damn time.
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[personal profile] lovestoys 2016-08-06 11:00 am (UTC)(link)
Dude, I have all kinds of shit. You should see what my rubber chicken can do.

[No one wants to see a bag of swag but he was so painfully proud of all his dumb prank material that he showed it off to anyone interested.]

That's totes what I'm doing, bro. I'm just gonna like make everyone see who is the true owner of the title. And that's me.
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[personal profile] lovestoys 2016-08-14 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[Jokes are his jam. And hey, it can also double as a pick up line so.]

You should, I'm gonna knock your socks off bro.