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[purple_reign]

I'm curious, how many people here are gods or goddesses? Or other lesser deities? I know of one or two other than myself, but we can't be all there are here. I could divine it to find out for myself, but that would be rather rude of me.

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[autorejoin]

Does being kind-of sort-of part angel count?

[purple_reign]

Possibly. What do you mean by kind of sort of?

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[bosewicht]

That sounds a little egotistical.

[purple_reign]

Does it? It wasn't my intent.

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[failureisntachoice]

You should ask how many of them are deluded assholes.

[purple_reign]

I take it you're not big on faith.

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[alreadywon]

[when someone asks you if you're a god, say yes briefly floats through his head, but:]

So your claim is that you are a god?

[purple_reign]

Yes. Is it really hard to believe with everything else you must have seen since coming here?

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[tactical_lalafel]

[Well. This is disturbing. In Malms' disturbingly broad experience, beings claiming to be gods are extremely bad news.]

I'm someone with significant experience dealing with self-proclaimed 'gods', and the problems that come with them.

How concerned should I be about you?

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[thanks_satan]

Yikes. How concerned should he be about you?

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[purple_reign]

Not at all. Not only am I here to help humanity rather than...whatever it is you're imagining. I come with a built in expiration date. I wouldn't be able reap any gains from hurting people even if I were inclined to.

[inmyothertights]

Eeeeehhh. It's complicated.

[purple_reign]

That just makes me even more curious.

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[brushoff]

[ Dorian's obviously recording from something akin to a break room, cigarette dangling from his lips. ]

You missed Loki. Left three plus months ago. Have I told you that already? [ a pause, before ] Oh! And there are those weird little demigod children, though I don't think any of them are here anymore.

[thanks_satan]

We missed ties-his-balls-to-goats guy? Bummer.

[purple_reign]

[Inanna flips video on just for Dorian. He and Laura are simply hanging out in their dining room, slouching over the table.]

I think you might have, but I haven't been counting the ones I've missed. And—demigods, really? Like Hercules or an entirely new set of them?

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[23wishes]

... By some technicality, I might be.

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[purple_reign]

Oh, how mysterious! I'm intrigued. Just how does this technicality work?

[backinakidflash]

I'm totally the God of velocity.

[purple_reign]

Hermes?

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[newwaver]

couldn't anyone claim that if they wanted to?

[purple_reign]

They could, and yet no one has before I asked the question. Aside from the fellow I met already, but it would've been impossible to mistake him for anything else.

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[thanks_satan]

Assholes.

[purple_reign]

That's harsher than I'd put it, but... It's definitely surprising. Even the few that accept it don't seem excited at all.

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[caduceusvalkyrie]

That's an unusual question to ask. I'd say 'and to claim' but then a lot of people claim they're a god of some sort.

[purple_reign]

I haven't seen anyone claim it until I asked outright like this.

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[fastballspeciaaaaal]

i was a god once for a couple minutes!!

[purple_reign]

Just a few minutes?

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[glowsferatu]

while i am not myself one ive known plenty of them
my girlfriend was a goddess of light
but shes been gone since february

[purple_reign]

I'm sorry. It must be lonely without her.