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[inmyothertights]

If this is your cat, can you come get him, he's terrorizing my employees.

[Hey, guess what Dorian, he still has a business, stfu.]

And is it just me or has this month been particularly trying?

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[brushoff]

Funny, I found last month more trying.

[ You know, cause last month was the month where Billy fucked things over, HE'S NOT GONNA LET YOU FORGET THAT, HOMEBOY. ]

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[inmyothertights]

Not really that funny.

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[brushoff]

I suppose we just have different opinions on 'trying.'

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[inmyothertights]

Or different opinions on humor.

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[brushoff]

Or different experiences. After all, you'd certainly have different experiences than most with regards to last month, wouldn't you?

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[leonized]

[Why is this the second time this month he's had to offer this... Whatever.]

I can ask the cat who they belong to.

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[inmyothertights]

You can do that?

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[leonized]

Yeah, just hold him up to the screen or something.

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[inmyothertights]

[He lifts the cat up.

It looks at the screen.

And back at Billy like, what.]

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[quaerit]

[ Gansey, as said terrorized employee, is on the other side of the room. ]

Look, I maintain that we should just take it to the shelter. It could very well be microchipped! And if it's neither microchipped nor wearing a collar, it's probably a stray and I really don't think you should be holding it, Billy.

It scratches.

[ His arms have been personally victimized, okay. Please get rid of it now. ]

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[inmyothertights]

[Billy is in fact still holding the cat. The cat is looking at Gansey with a look that says I will kill you if you come near me, also I love Billy and is purring, loudly.]

He likes to torture Nathaniel, too.

[He just looks down at the cat.]

But I mean, what if he does belong to someone who can just tell me and I can get rid of him.

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[quaerit]

[ Gansey is eyeballing the cat with as much dislike as he can muster. Why must all his friends love animals so much? It's bad enough that he's living in a menagerie. Now there's cats at work, too. ]

Well, Nathaniel is an excellent judge of character, and I think we should take his opinion under consideration.

Besides which, how do you even know it's an import's cat? The network won't help us if it belongs to some irate local De Chimean.

[ De Chimanite? Is there a word? Gansey doesn't even know, but he's saying it with confidence. ]

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[inmyothertights]

I think mostly it sleeps on him.

[He looks down at the cat again. He doesn't want to set it down and have it attack Gansey, but he's starting to sneeze.

Because Billy Kaplan is allergic to cats.]

I am a force of

[SNEEZE.]

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[divaricate]

Oh my god, he's so cute though. [Wanda, chill.

Anyway, straight face now: ] I mean. Yes. He looks like a real nightmare. Definitely. [Smooth save (not really) .... yyyyep.]

This month being particularly trying how? [I mean, she's still pretending EVERYTHING'S FINE with her and is acting super chill mostly - it's been a couple of months since she got back here, so yep gonna ignoring issues until they go away, best plan, A+, no chance of failure at all.]

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[inmyothertights]

He tried to kill Gansey.

[Also Billy is a bit allergic.]

Oh, you know. Giant monsters and the uncle...Sam thing....

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[divaricate]

Does he have rabies or something else? I mean, the cat, not your friend. [aaand switching to fussing over possible health concerns now.]

Well, yeah those were a pain. I thought you might have meant outside the realms of "normal". [that moment when giant monsters and shit are your definition of "normal".]

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[inmyothertights]

I don't think so-

Crap, maybe I need to get it tested.

[smoking_analyst]

There seem to be a lot of strays lately. Anyone claim him yet?

[inmyothertights]

Not yet.

Spay and neuter your pets, folks.

[smoking_analyst]

Guess that makes him yours now then.

[inmyothertights]

No.

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[sweetdreamsare]

C'mon a little guy like that can't be a terror. What's his name?

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[inmyothertights]

We're resisting names.

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[sweetdreamsare]

Dude. Don't be that guy who calls his cat 'Cat'.

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[inmyothertights]

It's not my cat!