Mad Mabel Picante Pines (
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maskormenace2016-08-09 03:56 pm
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Entry tags:
- jonathan crane | scarecrow,
- tim drake | robin,
- † agent texas | n/a,
- † alphonse elric | n/a,
- † bianca reyes | n/a,
- † brianna | the breeze,
- † cosima niehaus | n/a,
- † dipper pines | n/a,
- † glitch | n/a,
- † jacob taylor | the protector,
- † julian day | calendar man,
- † kaneda shotaro | n/a,
- † kasumi goto | n/a,
- † ken amada | n/a,
- † kiyama hiroto | gran,
- † leonard mccoy | n/a,
- † michelangelo | n/a,
- † mr. gold | rumpelstiltskin,
- † peter pan | n/a,
- † saint walker | n/a,
- † tetsuo shima | n/a,
- † the iron bull | the iron dragon,
- † wendy corduroy | the coolest
video;
[Oh good, it’s Mabel Pines. This bodes well! What doesn’t bode well is that she’s outside the mess that is Heropa 18, wearing a sweet helmet and with two piles of junk sitting on the front lawn visible in the frame. Piles of junk that might, in a galaxy long ago and far away, be a “pod racer.” Except these definitely have more rockets attached to the sides. Like, an excessive amount of rockets.]
Hey guys! Mabel Pines here-- oh and Dipper! [Who waves distractedly at the camera as he puts the finishing touches on his racer.] We just wanted to remind everybody to save the date. The date being August 31st! ‘Cause it’s our birthday and it’s gonna be a celebonanzapalooza to be remembered. We’ll be celebrating being fourteen-- totally seasoned teenagers!-- in major style. And all of you are invited!
[In the background, the pod racers gently lift off the ground. There's a faint humming noise and a weird glow. This actually looks like it might work?? Dipper gives Mabel a thumbs up and adjusts his helmet, only for one of the racers to make an alarming pinging sound and suddenly list to one side. He smacks something and everything straightens out.]
We really do mean all, even you new people! Every imPort’s a friend of the Pines family, except for that one guy and he knows who he is. Come by, say hi, get cake! Bring presents.
[Dipper nods at Mabel, and the twins snap on some sweet goggles in synch. Several pigs with fire extinguishers in their mouths stand at attention. Mabel makes to turn off the camera before she remembers--]
--and if you’re in Heropa we’re sorry about the noise!
[Mabel gives a jaunty wave and the camera turns off as they hop in their racers. The people of Heropa will get treated to some alarming drag racing noises and some minor explosions in the next few minutes. Everyone else-- hey, you’re invited to a party! If the kids are still alive to host it!]
Hey guys! Mabel Pines here-- oh and Dipper! [Who waves distractedly at the camera as he puts the finishing touches on his racer.] We just wanted to remind everybody to save the date. The date being August 31st! ‘Cause it’s our birthday and it’s gonna be a celebonanzapalooza to be remembered. We’ll be celebrating being fourteen-- totally seasoned teenagers!-- in major style. And all of you are invited!
[In the background, the pod racers gently lift off the ground. There's a faint humming noise and a weird glow. This actually looks like it might work?? Dipper gives Mabel a thumbs up and adjusts his helmet, only for one of the racers to make an alarming pinging sound and suddenly list to one side. He smacks something and everything straightens out.]
We really do mean all, even you new people! Every imPort’s a friend of the Pines family, except for that one guy and he knows who he is. Come by, say hi, get cake! Bring presents.
[Dipper nods at Mabel, and the twins snap on some sweet goggles in synch. Several pigs with fire extinguishers in their mouths stand at attention. Mabel makes to turn off the camera before she remembers--]
--and if you’re in Heropa we’re sorry about the noise!
[Mabel gives a jaunty wave and the camera turns off as they hop in their racers. The people of Heropa will get treated to some alarming drag racing noises and some minor explosions in the next few minutes. Everyone else-- hey, you’re invited to a party! If the kids are still alive to host it!]
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Look at you, growing up right before my eyes!
[That crash? Nah, he's not worried.]
You can't tell us to bring presents without telling us what you want!
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Motorcycles! [No, Mabel.] Or a new little pool for Miyako and Magnum PIG to play in.
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[Is he making a deal with these children. IS HE CONSIDERING A VESPA FOR THEM.]
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[DEAL OR NO DEAL, KANEDA.]
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[A-Are they bartering birthday gifts.]
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[She gestures to where her racer was, trying to make an example of the mangled wreck that once had a bunch of rainbows stenciled all over it.]
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Final offer:
Vespa, spray paint to decorate it, 8 pairs of floaties.
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You drive a hard bargain but it's a deal.
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Who knows, maybe Tetsuo'll be nice and look into that sidecar for you. If you ask nicely.
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That just might work.
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[Seriously, Kaneda can't be that much older than the twins.]
Uh, I mostly want Tetsuo to not steal almost an entire cake again. Anything else is just gravy.
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[Shut up Dipper he is already coping with the fact he's going to be 18 next month O.K.A.Y!!!!]
Get an ice cream cake along with the regular one as a decoy.
[Happy birthday. Your problems are solved.]
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Ice cream cake he won't touch if there's another cake there. Lactope intolerable.
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Trust me, better to weave the kaiju around the town instead of stopping it.
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Best one, at that. Doesn't mean I don't give him shit.
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