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Mad Mabel Picante Pines ([personal profile] glitterateur) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2016-08-09 03:56 pm

video;

[Oh good, it’s Mabel Pines. This bodes well! What doesn’t bode well is that she’s outside the mess that is Heropa 18, wearing a sweet helmet and with two piles of junk sitting on the front lawn visible in the frame. Piles of junk that might, in a galaxy long ago and far away, be a “pod racer.” Except these definitely have more rockets attached to the sides. Like, an excessive amount of rockets.]

Hey guys! Mabel Pines here-- oh and Dipper! [Who waves distractedly at the camera as he puts the finishing touches on his racer.] We just wanted to remind everybody to save the date. The date being August 31st! ‘Cause it’s our birthday and it’s gonna be a celebonanzapalooza to be remembered. We’ll be celebrating being fourteen-- totally seasoned teenagers!-- in major style. And all of you are invited!

[In the background, the pod racers gently lift off the ground. There's a faint humming noise and a weird glow. This actually looks like it might work?? Dipper gives Mabel a thumbs up and adjusts his helmet, only for one of the racers to make an alarming pinging sound and suddenly list to one side. He smacks something and everything straightens out.]

We really do mean all, even you new people! Every imPort’s a friend of the Pines family, except for that one guy and he knows who he is. Come by, say hi, get cake! Bring presents.

[Dipper nods at Mabel, and the twins snap on some sweet goggles in synch. Several pigs with fire extinguishers in their mouths stand at attention. Mabel makes to turn off the camera before she remembers--]

--and if you’re in Heropa we’re sorry about the noise!

[Mabel gives a jaunty wave and the camera turns off as they hop in their racers. The people of Heropa will get treated to some alarming drag racing noises and some minor explosions in the next few minutes. Everyone else-- hey, you’re invited to a party! If the kids are still alive to host it!]
rassera: (MUSCLES)

[personal profile] rassera 2016-08-09 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
The big 1-4!

Look at you, growing up right before my eyes!

[That crash? Nah, he's not worried.]

You can't tell us to bring presents without telling us what you want!
rassera: (You talkin' about me?)

[personal profile] rassera 2016-08-09 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
One vespa and those things you put on your arms to make you float.


[Is he making a deal with these children. IS HE CONSIDERING A VESPA FOR THEM.]
rassera: (Default)

[personal profile] rassera 2016-08-09 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
One vespa, you build the side car, I'll paint it and six floaties.

[A-Are they bartering birthday gifts.]
rassera: (Candid Camera)

[personal profile] rassera 2016-08-10 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
Okay okay!

Final offer:

Vespa, spray paint to decorate it, 8 pairs of floaties.
rassera: (the brothers)

[personal profile] rassera 2016-08-11 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
Pleasure doing business with you, birthday girl.

Who knows, maybe Tetsuo'll be nice and look into that sidecar for you. If you ask nicely.
rassera: (That's what I'm sayin')

[personal profile] rassera 2016-08-12 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
You know.


That just might work.
rassera: (That sounds like bullshit)

[personal profile] rassera 2016-08-12 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
Oi, oi. Is it a surprise if I told you?
rassera: (Ridiculously happy)

[personal profile] rassera 2016-08-13 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
Atta girl!
ursawhiner: Wild dogs attacked and you didn't have pants? (Your privates turned into a werewolf.)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2016-08-09 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
You're technically growing up too? At the same time??

[Seriously, Kaneda can't be that much older than the twins.]

Uh, I mostly want Tetsuo to not steal almost an entire cake again. Anything else is just gravy.
rassera: (You talkin' about me?)

[personal profile] rassera 2016-08-09 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Not important.

[Shut up Dipper he is already coping with the fact he's going to be 18 next month O.K.A.Y!!!!]

Get an ice cream cake along with the regular one as a decoy.


[Happy birthday. Your problems are solved.]
ursawhiner: Tiny people inside me make me make these poor decisions! (I've got a lot of mini-mouths to feed!)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2016-08-10 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
What if he just takes both cakes? Ice cream cake is even better than regular cake.
rassera: (Looking into the horizon)

[personal profile] rassera 2016-08-10 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
Mm-mm. First cake you let him take. It's the decoy.

Ice cream cake he won't touch if there's another cake there. Lactope intolerable.
ursawhiner: The wholesale pirate punishment factory. (Bought a cat o'nine tails at Target.)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2016-08-20 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
What if we just have all ice cream cake?
rassera: (You're joking right)

[personal profile] rassera 2016-08-21 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
Then you're gonna get cake on the ground. Or in your face.


Trust me, better to weave the kaiju around the town instead of stopping it.
ursawhiner: the cockroach alien in human skin from the first Men In Black movie. (We basically sound like)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2016-08-21 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
...Isn't this guy supposed to be your friend?
rassera: (Oh no you're adorable!!!)

[personal profile] rassera 2016-08-21 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah!

Best one, at that. Doesn't mean I don't give him shit.
ursawhiner: Quantum Leap, colon, Quatum Leaping More. (Quantum Leap 2: Leaped Again.)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2016-08-23 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Fair enough. Sounds like we're just going to have multiple cakes. Different kinds of cake. In a bunch of places.
rassera: (Default)

[personal profile] rassera 2016-08-23 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
See? Now you're thinking SMART.