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maskormenace2016-08-09 03:56 pm
glitterateur) wrote in maskormenace2016-08-09 03:56 pm
Entry tags:
- jonathan crane | scarecrow,
- tim drake | robin,
- † agent texas | n/a,
- † alphonse elric | n/a,
- † bianca reyes | n/a,
- † brianna | the breeze,
- † cosima niehaus | n/a,
- † dipper pines | n/a,
- † glitch | n/a,
- † jacob taylor | the protector,
- † julian day | calendar man,
- † kaneda shotaro | n/a,
- † kasumi goto | n/a,
- † ken amada | n/a,
- † kiyama hiroto | gran,
- † leonard mccoy | n/a,
- † michelangelo | n/a,
- † mr. gold | rumpelstiltskin,
- † peter pan | n/a,
- † saint walker | n/a,
- † tetsuo shima | n/a,
- † the iron bull | the iron dragon,
- † wendy corduroy | the coolest
video;
[Oh good, it’s Mabel Pines. This bodes well! What doesn’t bode well is that she’s outside the mess that is Heropa 18, wearing a sweet helmet and with two piles of junk sitting on the front lawn visible in the frame. Piles of junk that might, in a galaxy long ago and far away, be a “pod racer.” Except these definitely have more rockets attached to the sides. Like, an excessive amount of rockets.]
Hey guys! Mabel Pines here-- oh and Dipper! [Who waves distractedly at the camera as he puts the finishing touches on his racer.] We just wanted to remind everybody to save the date. The date being August 31st! ‘Cause it’s our birthday and it’s gonna be a celebonanzapalooza to be remembered. We’ll be celebrating being fourteen-- totally seasoned teenagers!-- in major style. And all of you are invited!
[In the background, the pod racers gently lift off the ground. There's a faint humming noise and a weird glow. This actually looks like it might work?? Dipper gives Mabel a thumbs up and adjusts his helmet, only for one of the racers to make an alarming pinging sound and suddenly list to one side. He smacks something and everything straightens out.]
We really do mean all, even you new people! Every imPort’s a friend of the Pines family, except for that one guy and he knows who he is. Come by, say hi, get cake! Bring presents.
[Dipper nods at Mabel, and the twins snap on some sweet goggles in synch. Several pigs with fire extinguishers in their mouths stand at attention. Mabel makes to turn off the camera before she remembers--]
--and if you’re in Heropa we’re sorry about the noise!
[Mabel gives a jaunty wave and the camera turns off as they hop in their racers. The people of Heropa will get treated to some alarming drag racing noises and some minor explosions in the next few minutes. Everyone else-- hey, you’re invited to a party! If the kids are still alive to host it!]
Hey guys! Mabel Pines here-- oh and Dipper! [Who waves distractedly at the camera as he puts the finishing touches on his racer.] We just wanted to remind everybody to save the date. The date being August 31st! ‘Cause it’s our birthday and it’s gonna be a celebonanzapalooza to be remembered. We’ll be celebrating being fourteen-- totally seasoned teenagers!-- in major style. And all of you are invited!
[In the background, the pod racers gently lift off the ground. There's a faint humming noise and a weird glow. This actually looks like it might work?? Dipper gives Mabel a thumbs up and adjusts his helmet, only for one of the racers to make an alarming pinging sound and suddenly list to one side. He smacks something and everything straightens out.]
We really do mean all, even you new people! Every imPort’s a friend of the Pines family, except for that one guy and he knows who he is. Come by, say hi, get cake! Bring presents.
[Dipper nods at Mabel, and the twins snap on some sweet goggles in synch. Several pigs with fire extinguishers in their mouths stand at attention. Mabel makes to turn off the camera before she remembers--]
--and if you’re in Heropa we’re sorry about the noise!
[Mabel gives a jaunty wave and the camera turns off as they hop in their racers. The people of Heropa will get treated to some alarming drag racing noises and some minor explosions in the next few minutes. Everyone else-- hey, you’re invited to a party! If the kids are still alive to host it!]
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[ conversation diversion: fail ]
What're you guys doing with all that racing around, anyway?
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[ True fact, being in a skycar being driven by Shepard was scarier than the Collector Base (slight exaggeration). ]
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[For reasons of friendship. And terrorizing?]
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No, it's Shepard who's really bad at driving! Supposedly he's alright on a motorcycle, seeing as he hasn't killed anyone with it yet, but I'm not going to take any chances.
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[ damn it mass effect ]
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Well get to work on that! Take it from here, even, 'cause that way Shepard never has to drive and your pilot gets to have cool adventures like he probably wants.
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Alright, alright. We'll do it just for you, Mabel. The thing is though, Shepard doesn't seem to realize just how bad he is at driving? Like, he wants to drive.
Plus Joker's gotten along just fine sitting in the pilot's chair and making fun of the rest of us from afar. It's his thing.