video;

[shifting]

[there's a frazzled shapeshifter on your screens today, imPorts. He rubs a hand against his mouth and the scruff of his chin awkwardly, like he's going to make an effort to collect his thoughts - then promptly throws that plan out the window.]

Hey, uh. Sorta a specific question, but has anyone ever... lost track of a day and shown up at the Porter? With somethin' changed? Is that just - somethin' that happens on top of all the other weird shit this place does to a person?

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voice;

[slightlyoffchilt]

You don't have to sample my present, you know. Unless you intend to poison it, then I suggest you sample away.

[I'd only eat it in my yacht, or with my girlfriend who's super hot.]

voice;

[shifting]

Oh c'mon now, Dr. Chilton, that's downright insulting. If I was of a mind to kill you, I'd like to think I wouldn't be that obvious about it. Give me a little credit.

[oh, good thought, maybe he should be offering Raina a taste of his cupcakes.]

voice;

[slightlyoffchilt]

Oh? Is that so? No, please, why don't you discuss your sophisticated, murderous method?

[His cupcakes bring all the girls to the yard?]

voice;

[shifting]

Can't help but think somethin's a little off about you when you like discussin' murder methods but hate cupcakes. People might talk.

[damn right they're better than yours.]

voice;

[slightlyoffchilt]

Talk about my realistic priorities, or your deflection techniques?

[Will you teach me, except free of charge?]

voice;

[shifting]

You're the only one who ever seems to bring those up.

[gas, grass, or ass, no one rides free.]

voice;

[slightlyoffchilt]

You might even say that it is my job to denote such tendencies.

[All three, simultaneously!]

voice;

[shifting]

Only for one more day, where I'm concerned.

See you tomorrow, Dr. Chilton.

voice;

[slightlyoffchilt]

And be sure to keep your cupcakes alongside your more volatile emotions -- locked away!

voice;

[shifting]

[absolutely bringing enough maple frosting cupcakes for everyone on Chilton's office floor to eat around him.]

voice;

[slightlyoffchilt]

[Rude!!]