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Sam Merlotte ([personal profile] shifting) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2016-08-16 10:28 pm

video;

[there's a frazzled shapeshifter on your screens today, imPorts. He rubs a hand against his mouth and the scruff of his chin awkwardly, like he's going to make an effort to collect his thoughts - then promptly throws that plan out the window.]

Hey, uh. Sorta a specific question, but has anyone ever... lost track of a day and shown up at the Porter? With somethin' changed? Is that just - somethin' that happens on top of all the other weird shit this place does to a person?
rathercommon: (kitty jones can laugh like a real girl)

[personal profile] rathercommon 2016-08-17 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
[ And then she breaks out in the giggles, and relents with: ]

I mean - I've also got a hangnail. That might be an easier start.
rathercommon: (warm)

[personal profile] rathercommon 2016-08-17 12:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh - I'd really like that. What can I bring?
rathercommon: (reluctantly amused)

[personal profile] rathercommon 2016-08-17 03:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Making - jumble...What on earth is that?
rathercommon: (delighted)

[personal profile] rathercommon 2016-08-17 03:10 pm (UTC)(link)
That's quite the claim. And that sounds good - I've never tried shrimp before.

Right. Bread. I can do that. And beer, I'm guessing? You've probably had enough wine for a lifetime.
rathercommon: (kitty jones can laugh like a real girl)

[personal profile] rathercommon 2016-08-17 03:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She does her best Chilton-esque Educated American Accent. (It sounds terrible.) ]

I'm sure he'd put it in his report.
rathercommon: (reluctantly amused)

[personal profile] rathercommon 2016-08-17 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Brilliant.

[ And Kitty shows up a little while after, a long baguette in a paper bag tucked under her arm, dressed in a leather jacket and a red kerchief, looking aggressively cool. Because, you know. She's cool. Totally cool. Not even remotely nervous that a really handsome guy was a little bit flirty towards her and was possibly entertaining the idea of a kiss. Who would be nervous about that? That would be stupid.

She knocks on the door, and greets him with a - ]


Hey.
rathercommon: (amused)

[personal profile] rathercommon 2016-08-18 02:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd love one.

[ Kitty was raised as and programmed to be a Good English Hostess, both by her mother and by the schools that were dedicated to educating the next generation of servants and chauffeurs; as much as she fights that programming, she can't possibly just take a seat. So she grabs a cutting board, grabs a serrated knife, and makes quick work of the bread, slicing it into even, round slices. As she does, she speaks: ]

This place is really cute. It looks like all the pictures in pamphlets of American frontier homes. [ A little wryly - ] Of course, in those pamphlets, the cute little frontier homes were also usually on fire, so this is an improvement. Cheers - [ She thanks him as he hands her the beer. ]
rathercommon: (bashful (hahaha no i'm great))

[personal profile] rathercommon 2016-08-19 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
[ That makes her giggle - because, seriously, what red-blooded girl wouldn't giggle if someone like Sam started talking about licking? - and then she rubs her hand a little self-consciously. There's the faintest flush in her cheeks. And leans forward, across the table, and holds out her hand. True to her word, her ring finger has a bit of a nasty hangnail. ]

Here. I've washed them recently and everything. And the curiosity would kill me otherwise.
rathercommon: (awestruck)

[personal profile] rathercommon 2016-08-22 01:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She can't help but giggle as he does, because it's so awkward and funny and she can't help but be a little nervous and flustered and embarrassed. She wriggles a little in her seat, and offers the disclaimer, chattering half-nervously as this scruffily handsome man gently licks her finger - ]

Now, if this doesn't work - sometimes powers don't really work well on me, that's 'cause I've got this thing called resilience where magic is just less effective. But it's less strong than it used to be, so it might do it...

[ And then she bites her lip, cheeks pink, as he finishes. And she flexes her fingers - all of them now whole. Hangnail-free. ]

Right. Well. Look at that.
rathercommon: (bashful (hahaha no i'm great))

[personal profile] rathercommon 2016-08-31 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
It was dire. It was sore when I poked at it.

[ And never suggest, of course, that maybe she could have just not poked at it. She takes a swig of her beer, and then wriggles her fingers at him, still blushing but trying aggressively to look incredibly cool - ]

Thanks.

[ Then she shakes her head. ]

And no, that's something I had back home. Though it got stronger here, a bit. It's kept me alive more times than I can count, having an immunity to magic.

[ She stands up, then, to wash her hands again. ]
Edited 2016-08-31 01:24 (UTC)
rathercommon: (awestruck)

[personal profile] rathercommon 2016-09-02 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, well, you know.

[ She can't help but giggle just a bit at that. God, she wishes she could just grab him and aggressively snog him. Yeah, true, she's got a boyfriend. Two boyfriends, plural, actually. But she has been a bloody saint since she got together with him, them, whichever, hasn't so much as kissed another person, and they've both had their fair share of sex with other men. She deserves to kiss the hell out of a handsome man, damn it. She is a good person. She deserves this.

She sticks out her tongue at him, and then wiggles it a bit. And then she pulls it back into her mouth and explains - ]


I can't roll my tongue. A wretched shortcoming.

[ Then, as she sits back down in her chair, the full weight of his invitation hits her - ]

So you're out of trouble, then, are you? Off probation?
rathercommon: (warm)

[personal profile] rathercommon 2016-09-06 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Too right I'm interested.

[ She grins at him, joyous and unselfconscious. Cute guy, a nice night, the wind in her feathers...Nothing sounds better. She leans forward eagerly. ]

There's a mall, just a little bit outside of De Chima - it's the best place to go flying. You get these big heat bubbles off the parking lot - you scarcely even have to move your wings. You can spend the whole afternoon aloft. It's really, really lovely.

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