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Sam Merlotte ([personal profile] shifting) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2016-08-16 10:28 pm

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[there's a frazzled shapeshifter on your screens today, imPorts. He rubs a hand against his mouth and the scruff of his chin awkwardly, like he's going to make an effort to collect his thoughts - then promptly throws that plan out the window.]

Hey, uh. Sorta a specific question, but has anyone ever... lost track of a day and shown up at the Porter? With somethin' changed? Is that just - somethin' that happens on top of all the other weird shit this place does to a person?
infomodder: kawaii kouhai game strong ((◡‿◡✿))

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[personal profile] infomodder 2016-08-17 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
[Aw, Sam.]

You didn't have to say it. I was... [He lifts a hand, looking off as though the words he needs will simply flutter down in the grip of a mutilated horror cherub. No such luck; he drops his eyes and continues the direct-yet-soft approach.] ...wandering around your house. No collar. Just you and me, going on a run.
infomodder: it's highly likely i'm not listening because i know i'm about to get a rolled up newspaper spankin' (maybe i'm not listening)

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[personal profile] infomodder 2016-08-17 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
[Weres, like Nicolas? Hm. He's been around a while, he knows their community is quite the collection, but he can ask later.]

No, no. The dog thing is new. Like you're talking about. I wasn't here and then when I was, something had changed. Did you go home? That happens sometimes.
infomodder: for real it's none of my business stop trying to make it my business plz & thank (but that's none of my business)

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[personal profile] infomodder 2016-08-17 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[Get used to it, Sam. Will Graham excels in disappointment.]

No. Just dogs. [But that begs the question:] Can you do any animal?
infomodder: it's funny but i want to make sure you know dogs can't REALLY tell time that's silly (a dog that can tell time is a watch dog)

[personal profile] infomodder 2016-08-18 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh no, that's a real laugh and a real smile.]

Yeah, yeah. Always really liked dogs. Had a bunch back home, got a bunch here. [Sam had been really good with him as a dog, of course Will had noticed. He knew all the tricks. So he'd wondered...] Is that, are dogs your favorite? To shift into.
infomodder: he's never steered me wrong before, what a great oar (deferring to my good buddy hannibal)

[personal profile] infomodder 2016-08-18 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
Sure thing. Just come around the house sometime. How d'you feel about raccoons?
infomodder: something something sinnamon roll breadsticks meme hello fellow tumblr kids (being a shitty person)

[personal profile] infomodder 2016-08-18 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
Aside from dogs and cats, we've got a bunch of raccoons. Smart ones.

[but he bets at least one will be confused by the new scruffy man in plaid, is this a test]
infomodder: did you think it couldn't get any worse, because it's about to (wonder twin powers activate!)

[personal profile] infomodder 2016-08-18 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
Does it? [He's so used to them at this point that he has to actually think about...oh. Yeah. Okay.] They've got something to do with my wife's powers. Better?
infomodder: and realize how goddamn fun it is (tmw you cannibal pun)

[personal profile] infomodder 2016-08-18 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
[..............................huh.]

They can open doors.
infomodder: science fact (ted cruz is the zodiac killer)

[personal profile] infomodder 2016-08-18 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
If you're as good with them as you are with dogs, you won't have any issues.
infomodder: chicken legs crazy pukes makes a man go "i wanna ruin you" (k-k-k-kawaii)

[personal profile] infomodder 2016-08-20 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
Ehh. [So modest.] Easier when there's someone more experienced to feed off of.

[So. Lucky. So, so lucky because Will switches topic to:]

What's all this about cupcakes?

[He can either ask after cupcakes, the whole parolee thing, or a sophisticated, murderous method. The cupcakes, for once, seem the most innocent segue into something not at all innocent.]
infomodder: step closer to the window (don't fret precious i'm here)

[personal profile] infomodder 2016-08-21 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
Doctor Chilton and I come from the same initial Baltimore. [ Y O L O ] But I wouldn't turn down a free batch of cupcakes.
infomodder: i think he's got a thing for me (idk we send people to kill each other)

[personal profile] infomodder 2016-08-21 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
[The most casual shrug.]

We worked together at first, sort of. Then I was a patient at his hospital for a little while. After that...just saw each other around.

[what a story mark]
infomodder: feelin like a freight train in need of a haircut (it's just one of those days)

[personal profile] infomodder 2016-08-23 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
[Aw, Sam. That's so kind of you. Asking the least offensive question imaginable and also knocking Chilton, not the dude who was his patient. How sweet. He can't help but smile.]

Baltimore State Hospital for the Criminally Insane. A patient had murdered a nurse. Nasty scene. [One of many, judging by Will's tone.] I was called in to look it over. See if the patient was a very prolific serial killer who'd been. Quiet. Guy we'd been tracking for a while.

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