video;

[shifting]

[there's a frazzled shapeshifter on your screens today, imPorts. He rubs a hand against his mouth and the scruff of his chin awkwardly, like he's going to make an effort to collect his thoughts - then promptly throws that plan out the window.]

Hey, uh. Sorta a specific question, but has anyone ever... lost track of a day and shown up at the Porter? With somethin' changed? Is that just - somethin' that happens on top of all the other weird shit this place does to a person?

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[boobwindow]

Now you have to tell me.

[ She can't promise she won't if it's funny...

Then she rolls her eyes and shrugs. ]

A couple of times. Missed multiple days before.

[shifting]

[Sam pinches the bridge of his nose.]

I think my tongue might be able to heal people.

1/3

[boobwindow]

2/3

[boobwindow]

3/3

[boobwindow]

... I have no words.

[ She has one. ]

[shifting]

I warned you.

[boobwindow]

I didn't laugh.

[shifting]

Which is honestly pretty impressive.

[boobwindow]

What did you mean by "think" by the way? Was the file not clear?

[ Has he tested it out?? ]

[shifting]

Not really. Left things up to interpretation. But uh, I've got someone comin' over to help me test it out.

[which, again, sounds worse than it is.]

[boobwindow]

Oookay! I think that will be enough for today.

[shifting]

I'll try for a conversation a little less strange next time.

[boobwindow]

This isn't going to deter you from... testing it out.

[shifting]

I figure it's better than waitin' 'til I actually have to heal someone and risk doin' it wrong.

You could see how that'd be awkward.