video;

[shifting]

[there's a frazzled shapeshifter on your screens today, imPorts. He rubs a hand against his mouth and the scruff of his chin awkwardly, like he's going to make an effort to collect his thoughts - then promptly throws that plan out the window.]

Hey, uh. Sorta a specific question, but has anyone ever... lost track of a day and shown up at the Porter? With somethin' changed? Is that just - somethin' that happens on top of all the other weird shit this place does to a person?

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[helpline]

You take that back.

[ says the person from a show that's literally used weaponized belief to defeat the bad guy a couple of times. ]

[shifting]

Sorry.

[helpline]

Don't know if we'd be able to keep having this conversation if you've got such bad opinions like this.

[shifting]

Guess we'll just have to keep the talks away from movies.

[helpline]

Definitely. After all, I think I like you, I don't want to destroy this with differing movie taste.

[shifting]

Thanks, I think. You seem all right too.

[helpline]

I can work with all right!