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maskormenace2016-08-17 09:06 pm
grimreaping) wrote in maskormenace2016-08-17 09:06 pm
ALIGN 09 ☰ VIDEO;
[ To say that Death the Kid looks vexed is an understatement. His normally pristine and pressed black suit is marred by blobs of paint... except half of them look random, and the other half look like they've been painstakingly added in order to laterally mirror the splattered ones. Given that there's now a smudge of paint on the corner of the screen where Kid's turned on the video feed, that might not be so far from the truth. ]
Fellow imPorts, I'm beseeching your most urgent and immediate aid: what is the best method for controlling small children?? I've tried everything I can think of! Reading to them from the even-numbered pages of books, showing them pictures of butterflies, even organizing their newest art projects as an excellent example of rotational symmetry.
But no matter what I try, I can't get them to cooperate! All they want to do is put their paint on me!
[ And trying to keep up with maintaining his (almost) perfectly symmetrical appearance is not going well. ]
Fellow imPorts, I'm beseeching your most urgent and immediate aid: what is the best method for controlling small children?? I've tried everything I can think of! Reading to them from the even-numbered pages of books, showing them pictures of butterflies, even organizing their newest art projects as an excellent example of rotational symmetry.
But no matter what I try, I can't get them to cooperate! All they want to do is put their paint on me!
[ And trying to keep up with maintaining his (almost) perfectly symmetrical appearance is not going well. ]