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glitchinthesystem) wrote in
maskormenace2016-08-20 12:59 pm
Video: Battle of Wills! Or translation: Battle of the idiots
ahh . . . Hello from Heropa!
I'd like to announce a match. Ikki Minami, Storm King, Sky King and King of the Universe, against Glitch—Emperor of All, Slayer of Evil things, and Five Time Winner of Team Asskicking.
Team Kogarasumaru vs. Team . . . Instinct?
—anyway! Match style is one on one, all abilities allowed. Victory is by surrender or inability to continue, and . . . on the line is . . . a single deluxe hotdog. And a large cola! To be served by the defeated on their knees.
That's everything, isn't it?
[ The video feed that opens up on the network swoops down for a panoramic view of the city and Heropa skyline and then narrows in on what seems to be a fight in progress. The boy with the attitude and broody looking eyes, killer of a dragon and local shit disturber, Glitch and across from him, the failed diplomat, GameMaster and overall airborne nuisance, Ikki Minami cracks his knuckles as the dust settles around them.
When the camera gets close, the bird variety of punk waves it even closer. ]
ONE DAY ONLY! GRAND NOODLE BEATDOWN, UDON ON SALE IN ALL CITIES AFTER. PLACE YOUR BETS HE-YYYYOW!!.
[ Mid delivery of this ridiculous line, Glitch had taken this opportunity to walk on over and just give Ikki’s butt a good, firm squeeze. Why? Because he’s getting impatient.
Red faced, Ikki whirls around into a shrill shout and punch technique. ] NO HOMO RETRIBUTION ROUNDHOUSE 360!!!
[ The screaming of one’s technique is just enough information for Glitch to duck right under that and flip back. A smug smirk on his face as he wipes a thumb across his nose.]
All of the Homo, asshole! You should’ve been paying attention! [ At that he’s already sprinting forward towards Ikki. He leaps off the ground and swings his leg to deliver a swift kick in the chest.
And we're off, folks. Popcorn and peanut gallery welcome. ]
((OOC: COLORS: Kururu, Ikki, and Glitch
These idiots will be replying to the network mid fight, come place bets, suggestions, and heckling welcome.))
I'd like to announce a match. Ikki Minami, Storm King, Sky King and King of the Universe, against Glitch—Emperor of All, Slayer of Evil things, and Five Time Winner of Team Asskicking.
Team Kogarasumaru vs. Team . . . Instinct?
—anyway! Match style is one on one, all abilities allowed. Victory is by surrender or inability to continue, and . . . on the line is . . . a single deluxe hotdog. And a large cola! To be served by the defeated on their knees.
That's everything, isn't it?
[ The video feed that opens up on the network swoops down for a panoramic view of the city and Heropa skyline and then narrows in on what seems to be a fight in progress. The boy with the attitude and broody looking eyes, killer of a dragon and local shit disturber, Glitch and across from him, the failed diplomat, GameMaster and overall airborne nuisance, Ikki Minami cracks his knuckles as the dust settles around them.
When the camera gets close, the bird variety of punk waves it even closer. ]
ONE DAY ONLY! GRAND NOODLE BEATDOWN, UDON ON SALE IN ALL CITIES AFTER. PLACE YOUR BETS HE-YYYYOW!!.
[ Mid delivery of this ridiculous line, Glitch had taken this opportunity to walk on over and just give Ikki’s butt a good, firm squeeze. Why? Because he’s getting impatient.
Red faced, Ikki whirls around into a shrill shout and punch technique. ] NO HOMO RETRIBUTION ROUNDHOUSE 360!!!
[ The screaming of one’s technique is just enough information for Glitch to duck right under that and flip back. A smug smirk on his face as he wipes a thumb across his nose.]
All of the Homo, asshole! You should’ve been paying attention! [ At that he’s already sprinting forward towards Ikki. He leaps off the ground and swings his leg to deliver a swift kick in the chest.
And we're off, folks. Popcorn and peanut gallery welcome. ]
((OOC: COLORS: Kururu, Ikki, and Glitch
These idiots will be replying to the network mid fight, come place bets, suggestions, and heckling welcome.))

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magical flying rollerbladesA-T and rockets up into the air, twisting like a gymnast over Gitch's attack.]Hehhh, not bad~
/barges in SORRY I HAD TO GO OUT ALL DAY
Tch! Running away? Wow, didn't think you were scared!
[ But he doesn't even bother trying to show off his own moves. Just keep showing off kiddo. For now he's running over to a trash can and ripping off it's lid before he hurls it towards Ikki's stomach. ]
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Scared? Of this basic shit? Come on, bring it, man. You've got more than this.
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You'd be right about that.
[He throws his arm out quickly, index and middle finger pointed out towards Ikki. A spark of electricity swirls around his arm and travels down it towards the tips of his fingers. Soon a bolt of electricity lances out towards Ikki. The power inside the electricity isn't enough to kill but it'll definitely not be fun to feel. ]
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sorry im late ive had a week of awful
NO WORRIES BRO
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video/action
audio;
. . . the announcing really isn't the same without Plugman-san though.
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video i guess??
[No seriously what is this how did this happen. Someone set the wrong site as his homepage. Should have made sure to make it google or youtube, Lance. Now you're trapped and those cat videos have to wait.]
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Five seconds is MORE than enough time to answer (and preen.)]
The best fight of your life, buddy.
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ENJOY BEING ON TEAM LOSER.
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video; ID reads 'Sumeragi'
The voice is the female one, though, bright and happy. ]
A match!
Not an official one, really, it's hard to have those here. But we wanted to broadcast it anyway.
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It's a little more formal.
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/RUSHES IN IM SORRY IM LATE
You're watching me win free food the best way possible!
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[ Is he goading? Yeah, he's goading. ]
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I mean-- You shouldn't be fighting at all, right?! Or making a scene like this! Just place bets like normal people!
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THIS IS WHAT NORMAL PEOPLE DO, FOOL!
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Over hot dogs! Just buy a hot dog!
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1/2 You are glorious, btw
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thanks! I try.
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dont mind me
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The hot dog is just the prize. It's a little unusual, but still . . . it's not too bad.
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Trying to pummel each other in the streets probably isn't going to go over well. Or be particularly safe.
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video AHHH SORRY LATE
y guy. Glitch having now just backed away from his failed kick. Shit, play it cool. Be cool, Glitch. ]Both. Both is the answer.
[ As for that part, Glitch just shrugs. ]
Hey, we did this all the time where I'm from so it's cool.
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I mean, this place is weird and apparently huge, bad, fight-stuff happens all the time, but... You're just fighting in the street and broadcasting it? Is this supposed to be an organized event or something?
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I'm not gonna be for anybody getting beat up!
Why are you?
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