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[rideme]

[Sometime in the evening, after all this happens, there's the Iron Bull's unmistakable voice. Though, instead of how lighthearted it usually is, there's an edge to it.]

Hey! Any of you assholes out there ever wanted to go a few rounds with the Iron Bull?

Now's your chance.

[He'll send a photo of himself standing in the middle of a park in Nonah. There aren't many people around, somehow, in this location, but Bull shouldn't be hard to locate.]

I'm feeling the urge to hit something. Where's the Seeker and her stick when you need her...

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[boneitis]

As much as I want to say 'come at me bro', that's not the kind of rounds I'd want to do with you.

[Joker. Joker pls. Pls Joker.]

But I think I'd like to see you in action so... I'll spectate. Not much of a cheerleader, but I'm good at running bets.

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[rideme]

[There is a noticeable pause. And when Bull speaks up again, there's more amusement back in his voice.]

Well, shit. If you want to go a few of those later... you know where I'll be.

But, yeah. Would be nice to see how many bets go down.

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[dualismum]

With weapons, or just fists?

I might give it a try.

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[rideme]

Blunt weapons, or fists. I'm not picky otherwise.

Just don't want to have to deal with gaping flesh wounds.

[unguibusetrostro]

All right.

[rideme]

Wow, that was fast. No questions?

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[annihiliner]

I hadn't considered it before, but I could try my hand now.

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[rideme]

No?

That hurts. And here I thought everyone was lining up to get a piece of me.

private; voice forever

[arkproject]

... Are you alright?

[ Hey, Catherine had liked him. She's allowed to be concerned. ]

I finished your A. I. helper if you need a pick me up. [ Well, for her it'd be a pick me up. ]

private;

[rideme]

Hm? Oh, yeah. Just got some crap to work out. Easier doing that physically -- for me anyway.

Oh, shit that was fast.

[mischiefsmith]

I'm handy with a sword, but physical confrontation has never been my strong suit.

Intriguing still. [He's not really like anything Loki has ever see, and Loki has seen a great deal.]

[rideme]

Well, shit. Swords aren't really what I was going for.

More... bruising. Less slicing.

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[heroforhobby]

[He talks in Japanese, on Iron Bull's screen it's translated in text like movie subtitles.]

Why do you have such an urge?

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[rideme]

[... well shit another bald guy. Maybe this one won't be an asshole like the other one he knows.]

Helps me think.

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[oldstandard]

Let me know if you line up a good opponent. All of my shows are on hiatus.

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[rideme]

You gonna join Joker in the betting pool?

VOICE.

[aojona]

A few rounds of what?

[ Because well, you never know. Then, a beat. ]

Do you need to talk about something?

VOICE.

[rideme]

Punching, mostly. Y'know, like a brawl sort of thing. Except no one dies from some asshole taking a blade to their neck.

[Totally nonchalant about this.]

Me? Nah, I'll be fine.

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[sidequestings]

Bull, what the hell. [ a beat. ] .. I've got a stick, too, you know. [ a slightly longer pause, and just in case, he angles the camera toward the mage staff leaning in the corner of the room. .. you know. that one. not.. yeah. ]

( video )

[rideme]

All right then. Bring it with you.

[He is 100% serious, too.]

Or hit me with magic. Whichever.

( video )

[curled]

[ He's rolling his eyes because really. Why don't things ever change? ]

Don't you always feel the urge to hit something?

( video )

[rideme]

Depends on the kind of "hit" you're talking about.

[Hi Dorian how are you today.]

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[juniberries]

[have a not!elf raising her brow at you

so rude!!]

Is this...a normal means of initiating a sparring match?

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[rideme]

When you're the Iron Bull, it is.

Hi. How's it going?

[How you doin'.]

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[sleight_of_hand]

Oh hell no! You could poke me and break me in half!

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[rideme]

So don't come throw down then.