audio; [four] tying the knot

[hisheartsdesire]

[ The voice clicks on to a bit of almost inaudible talking before the first voice starts up: it’s
Dorian’s ]

Well, I’m sure that some of you think this is hilariously overdue. Toby and I are officially married!

[Someone (who at this point is almost obviously Toby) can be heard gasping, slightly panting for breath as Dorian speaks before chiming in himself.]

Yeah, got the whole legal aspect out of the way, and so we’re finally going to have the actual wedding and reception! [He is so damn proud! Which means it’s time to make out with Dorian some more.

There’s just the sound of so much kissing before Dorian pulls away, taking a few short breaths, before he continues.]

Said reception, by the way, is at the Hotel Castille, this Saturday afternoon. Feel free to drop off all your wedding gifts then, I personally prefer—mmph!

[ Yeah, kissing to shut him up has started again. But only because Toby can’t help it, and because that’s all everyone else needs to know, right? Marriage, place, time… What is it Dorian’s saying about wedding gifts? Breaking away, Toby whispers,]

—Sorry dear, what was that?

[ It’s obvious that Dorian’s counting off on his fingers as he talks. ] Well let’s see, wedding, place, time, gifts—oh, don’t buy patterns, I don’t like patterns. What else...dress code? Don’t show up either of us, that’s the dress code. I think that’s it?

You think people would actually show us up? Don't be ridiculous...

[Again, sounds of passionate kissing, some fumbling, and then it all clicks off.]

Comments

text; network id: dr. h. gottlieb

[mathemagier]

[Gross]

Well congratulations, but please, be mindful of your audience.

voice;

[brushoff]

Toby, come here, I'm going to continue passionately making out with you on a public network because I'm married and I don't give a damn.

[ aka SUCK IT GOTTLIEB, THEY GON KISS ]

[mathemagier]

[runs away crying

Nopes out of this feed.

Newton will probably be by later to pick up where his PDA-averse fiance left off.]

[driftsintobuffetline]

Go enjoy your honeymoon and call us back later, dudes. If I was newly married, I wouldn't be on here. I'd be off doing far more, to steal my nerd's word, "salacious" things in private.

[brushoff]

We've been living in sin, thank you very much. The salaciousness has been very enjoyable.

voice; sometime after his discussion? argument? with dorian

[hisheartsdesire]

Whoops. Couldn't quite help ourselves. Though I'm sure you'll have your turn someday.

[A pause and a deep breath.]

So, this... probably is somewhat awkward now, but. [He clears his throat.] Uh, will you be attending our upcoming celebration?

[Like, he'd totally understand if Newt and Hermann answered with a big, fat HELL NO.]

Text; network id: newt geiszler

[driftsintobuffetline]

fuddy duddy.

Don't be jelly, hermie. I'll totally make out with you on the network.

text;

[mathemagier]

I am not 'jealous', Newton, as I have a perfectly functional sense of public decency.

[driftsintobuffetline]

says the man who let me snog him at New Years and when he proposed.

PRIVATE text; sometime after dorian dragged him into grossing hermann out more

[hisheartsdesire]

Unlike Dorian, I'd like to offer my apologies.
Sometimes it's difficult to not get carried away.
All the same, thank you for greeting us.
Will you be attending our upcoming celebration?

[Uh. Nailed it? Surely he's earned the 'slightly less of an asshole than Dorian Gray' status.]

private text;

[mathemagier]

[He does appreciate a good formal apology]

I believe we might. My fiance is already discussing a garish outfit it seems. I'll have to remind him there's a limit to my tolerance in that regard if I'm to be seen with him.

video.

[glowsferatu]

And, as a public service, anyone who wants to show them both up, let me know! I'll give you a discount.

[ Because no one has ever said Kanaya Maryam isn't a petty piece of shit. ]

[driftsintobuffetline]

Like what kind of clothes are we talking here?

[glowsferatu]

What kind are you after? I imagine you'll need something better than a basic tuxedo for this.

voice;

[hisheartsdesire]

[Girl, piss off! This is for happily ever after redux!]

You're seriously advertising here, on our wedding invitation?

permavid

[glowsferatu]

[ She spreads her hands with a grin. ]

A good businesswoman always makes the most of every opportunity!

video.

[brushoff]

Kindly fuck off.

[ you're getting it from both members of the wedding party, Kanaya. ]

video.

[glowsferatu]

[ As anticipated, and possibly hoped. ]

With all due respect, which is exactly fuck all, I believe I will continue kindly fucking on.

video;

[insinerate]

[Just going to ignore all those mushy sound effects...]

Congratulations.

[He means that. Well...he sort of means that, anyway.]

I'm afraid I'll be unable to attend the reception, but I'll send my gift along.

[He'll give them a toaster. That's not PA as fuck or anything, right?]

video;

[brushoff]

What? Boo! [ said with a little mock pout. ] Still, I suppose it can't be helped.

[ and really, it'd probably be better if Yuri DIDN'T show up. ]

[beneathbluerafters]

[ NOT HERE, but he's making a mental note to avoid Dorian's apartment for at least the next two weeks, the risk of walking in on some hardcore makeouts is at an all-time high! ]

NOT HERE

[dreamkid]

[Wow okay that's happening. Why is everything Dorian Gray does so weird?? KISSING OVER THE NETWORK IS WEIRD. (But congrats, guys, you sound... very happy together. ]

voice;

[grimreaping]

Congratulations, again, to both of you.

permavid!

[brushoff]

Thank you, Kid. See you at the reception?

Re: permavid!

[grimreaping]

Of course, I did say that I would. I'm looking forward to congratulating you both without the belated part.