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[whopperking]

[It's starting to get a bit later into the night, which is usually around the time he'd be waking up. But being in this place, and having to adjust to a day routine instead of a night one...it's definitely thrown off his schedule. Either way, this is closer to his usual prime time, but when the video feed comes on, Yukyun is still very clearly lying in a giant bed as he holds the camera up to look down on him.

He's surrounded by pillows, like any good bed should be, and the lights are out in the room. Well...except for the light from the tv anyway. He's got a movie running, and the volume's definitely loud enough to be recognizable as The Princess Bride, even though his voice is still clear enough over it. There's still a few "inconceivable"s in the background though.]

Hey. So.

[He gives a half salute, half wave in greeting with one hand.]

Bottom line. The closest place around here that sells chicken doesn't deliver. If anyone feels like they wanna get paid a delivery fee plus tip, let me know?

[Is it because he's lazy as fuck and doesn't want to just...walk to go get it? Yes. Yes it is. But hey, he's offering to pay, at least...]

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[lastnerv]

[Here is a recent ex-delivery body ready to be offended.]

...It's chicken. Why would you get chicken delivered? Who does that?

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[whopperking]

Is it really any weirder than...say, a pizza delivery? Last I checked, some people get chicken on their pizza.

[lastnerv]

Pizza is pizza. It's an exception to a lot of food rules. And people get stuff like pineapple on their pizza too. Should there be a fruit delivery service?

Wait. Don't answer that.

[whopperking]

But you're opening the door to so many food delivery options. Edible arrangements, I think? They deliver. And that's a whole bouquet of fruit.

[He hasn't actually ordered any, but sometimes...going into a rabbit hole on the internet can make you learn some weird assortment of info.]

You know. I heard there's a place that delivers cookies to you in the middle of the night.

[lastnerv]

I don't want to open that door.

And there's something about that that is just creepy. I wouldn't trust late night cookies even if I paid for them.

[whopperking]

Awww come on...I'm sure a nighttime cookie would do you just as good as a daytime one. Sounds like the perfect way to spend the night if you're stuck awake.

[lastnerv]

Maybe for you, but odds are if I'm up that late I'd just make the cookies myself. It's better than having a stranger come over for no reason.

[whopperking]

Don't they always say food's better when you don't have to make it yourself?

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[leonized]

You think people here are that desperate for money, or something?

[If he was in a hospital or something, that would be one thing. He'd done that sort of favor before...

But when you're obviously just lazy, it's something else.]

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[whopperking]

I don't think anyone's desperate for anything right here. Except me. Desperate to not leave my house.

[Well, he's not trying to hide his laziness at least. He shrugs.]

And I don't expect people to do me a favor for free.

[leonized]

Why do a favor for someone you don't even know, though? Even if you're compensating.

[whopperking]

Hey, hey no one has to say yes. I'm not forcing anyone's hand here. But if you wanna earn a couple of bucks and save me a trip out? Then it's a win-win. Everyone goes home happy.

[leonized]

[He rolls his eyes.]

What if you're in a different city?

[whopperking]

What, trying to up the tip ante? Well, I don't have a whole lot else to spend money on.

[And indulging in staying indoors is still a worthwhile investment.]

[leonized]

Just how lazy are you?

[whopperking]

Enough to lead exactly the kind of life I want. Being lazy isn't overrated.

[leonized]

Maybe not to you.

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[burnmetwice]

How MUCH is the delivery free?

[Kazu's that desperate for money, always.]

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[whopperking]

Wellll they usually charge based on distance, right? Where're you coming from?

[burnmetwice]

Nonah!

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[valuemeal]

[ You leave some people alone for even just a minute and this happens. Maybe he shouldn't be surprised considering who it is, but.. it's what he walks in after his toilet break, and he's surprised at Yukyun's new depths of laziness anyway. ]

What are you doing?

[ There's a hint of surprise in it, but his tone leans more towards "please tell me you didn't just do that." ]

[whopperking]

[He tilts his head to the side to get a better look at Hyunsoo and raises an eyebrow- waving the hand around that's still holding the little device.]

Socializing. Isn't that what this thing's for?

[valuemeal]

I'd rather call that leaving a bad impression on people...

[ It's half-grumbled, but that's per the usual with Hyunsoo. He slowly wanders back over to the bed, used enough about this that he's not throwing a fit.. yet, anyway. Instead he just sits down on the edge of it. ]

At least you're honest, I guess. [ True to his lazy ass self. No one will get the wrong impression about Yukyun here. ]