voice;

[unwiseheart]

[ In which a very exasperated-sounding Russian man finally posts to the network, not in reply to something, but to ask, ]

Is there a way to get people here to stop sending me mail? Legally? I am not sure how many more letters about people's werewolf souls and how they want to join my pack I can take.

[ There's a rustle of paper and a sigh. ]

I suppose I could go back to living in the park... at least that had no address attached...

[ And far more squirrels to chase. ]

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[brushoff]

Funny, I didn't know you had a soul in the first place.

[ SUCK IT UP ASSHOLE, YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANY HELP FROM DORIAN. ]

perma-voice;

[unwiseheart]

[ Oh great, this guy. Of course. ]

There must be some joke to this, you telling someone else they don't have a soul.

permavid!

[brushoff]

I revel in my soullessness! [ says the man who actually DOES have a soul and is just a goddamn liar about it. ] I also revel in my popularity, something that it seems you still have problems with. Have you tried 'being yourself'? That's sure to scare away anybody who remotely tolerates you.

[unwiseheart]

Probably because you've no other option. I imagine lost that in the mail, too. [ Along with all those other bits and pieces, right, Dorian? ] I've tried that first suggestion. Any other bright ideas? Hmm?

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[rathercommon]

How did they get their hands on your address in the first place?

permavoice

[unwiseheart]

[ ...there's a considerable length of time that passes before he actually answers her. Sorry, Kitty. ]

How should I know? Could be someone's made a listing of imPort addresses. Probably not too difficult to put together.

[rathercommon]

[ She hears that pause, and it rankles: her voice gets brusque, crisp, snappish. ]

Open a post office box. Have all mail you care about sent there. Ignore everything coming to your home.

[unwiseheart]

[ For his own part, he does his best to sound completely neutral, business-like. ]

If I could ignore it, I would, but the amount I've been getting tends towards the obscene.

[ There's a lot of it, Kitty. It's kind of scary. ]

voice.

[glowsferatu]

Why are you giving him legitimate advice? Don't help him.

video

[ringen]

Well. Before you get rid of it, I'd love to read a few, Nicolas.

[unwiseheart]

Why would you? They're like awful love letters, but about wolves instead.

[ringen]

Because they sound quite hilarious.

[ does she need any other reason ]

[unwiseheart]

[ sighing, so much sighing. ]

You would think that. I guess they are. A little offensive, too.

text.

[glowsferatu]

invite them over for a personal visit
remember that you absolutely deserve every moment of this

[unwiseheart]

no.

the death threats, sure, but absolutely no one deserves people wanting to "share in their beautiful disease".

[ He's only slightly grateful for her text habit so he doesn't end up reading that one out loud. ]

[glowsferatu]

death threats can be easily brushed off
especially when theyre empty
this is something you cannot meet without suffering

text; anon

[nastygram]

get yourself declared dead

[unwiseheart]

i'm not sure the feds would buy me faking my death.

[nastygram]

if you did a non crappy job they would

voice;

[shifting]

What the hell are they writin' about "werewolf souls"?

[unwiseheart]

I'm not actually sure. There's a lot of long-winded references to the moon and hunting and spirits and I think they may be delusional?

[shifting]

Well that part I figured.

Suppose they also don't realize you can't actually be made into a werewolf?

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[catchacold]

Huh. This post was a ride.

[Yes, he's looked at it all. So, starting out with werewolf souls and then all of that stuff, where does one even begin?]

You're actually a werewolf?

[unwiseheart]

[ He just wanted to ask a question, why this, why him. Well, at least this one he can field easily himself. ]

Uh, yeah? Yeah. I am.

[ Although he almost sounds embarrassed to even be saying so. ]

[catchacold]

That anything like in the stories? Full moon and all?

[Look, he has no idea how to be sensitive about the issue of, well, being a werewolf. Not that he generally tries to be all that sensitive.]

I should be more surprised that people are into that.