voice;

[unwiseheart]

[ In which a very exasperated-sounding Russian man finally posts to the network, not in reply to something, but to ask, ]

Is there a way to get people here to stop sending me mail? Legally? I am not sure how many more letters about people's werewolf souls and how they want to join my pack I can take.

[ There's a rustle of paper and a sigh. ]

I suppose I could go back to living in the park... at least that had no address attached...

[ And far more squirrels to chase. ]

Comments

[unwiseheart]

Fair enough... That applies mostly to the vampires. I can't speak for all werewolves, but my own kind, we have laws against eating humans and I would rather not have to execute myself.

[ And he probably would, considering how serious he sounds here. ]

[catchacold]

What's it take to do that? Silver bullets?

[Horror movies and more have taught him things about werewolves, he just wonders how applicable they are.

Not that he plans on killing him, but it can't hurt to know.]

[unwiseheart]

I would not take too much stock in horror movies, were I you.

[ Which isn't a direct answer. It's not a lie, either, which is what Nicolas was aiming for. He isn't about to confirm anything like that on the network... ]

[catchacold]

Unfortunately I'm lacking in more scientifically sound werewolf information.

[Horror movies are about the only source on them that he's ever been around.]

Not sure where I'd get silver bullets anyway.

[unwiseheart]

Not much science to it. They're people who turn into wolves sometimes, that's about it.

[ He's trying to make that sound boring, he really, really is. ]

And probably nowhere. It's a soft metal, isn't it?

[catchacold]

True, I never got that. I suppose you could use an alloy, if that did any good.

[One never knows when a werewolf needs killing. Apparently.]

See, I've gone my whole life without turning into anything other than an older me. Slightly bitter. Turning into a wolf? That's pretty exciting, comparatively speaking.

[unwiseheart]

Funny. Most werewolves I know also turn into older, slightly bitter people. [ Or hella bitter. Depends on the person, really. ] Although I think that's unavoidable. The rest, eh, you get fuzzy, you run around all night. Probably eat a squirrel.

[catchacold]

Hm.

What's squirrel taste like, then?

And what else can get eaten?