- 2° - Steal from the Rich and Give to the Sexy

[catchacold]

I was going to report a crime.

[The voice of Leonard Snart comes on, distinctive as ever. He looks into the camera, apparently leaning against a wall in a dimly lit room with pounding music and some flashing light. In his free hand he holds a beer, on his head he wears a pointy head that says 'Wizzard' on it, which might be familiar to some.]

But I'm not even sure what's going on here.

[That said he turns the camera to show Axel Walker, who - as usual - is a sight to behold.]

Make it rain! Oh yeah baby, just like that -- oh oh you are so fine.

[Axel is throwing what little money he stole because, you know, strip clubs aren't the best place to steal from, right back at the strippers. It's noble, you know. Like Robin Hood. He steals from the ugly old owners and gives to the sexy girls in need. Honestly, it's like charity, he's doing a good thing here. How could anyone want to put an end to this? Sliding some ones into girls' thongs, he turns to Leonard. While he's not entirely sure why he's being filmed, he assumes good reasons? He grins at the camera and tries his best to look cool, his body language changing to a sort of obnoxious swagger.]

Hey, yo, it's the Trickster once again and if you wanna get a little wiggle in your lap, come on down. I'm gonna be throwing singles at these honeys all night. No one is gonna stop me neither.

[He smirks cockily and turns back to the stripper, throwing a load of money at her.

Not to worry, children and concerned citizens, in spite of them obviously being at a strip club, Leonard takes care not to show anything that could entirely rob one's innocence.

He brings the camera back around to his face, just about smiling and clearly more amused than horrified.]

Help? I need a hero.



[ooc: Plotting post can be found here if you want to figure something out, otherwise just go for it. Commenting to each other and threadjacking are both HIGHLY encouraged! Action, voice, video or text, everything goes!]

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[socialactivillain]

[ Oh sweet jesus. ]


...At least he's being... generous?

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[catchacold]

Oh yeah. He calls it charity.

Give him a sec, he'll explain it to you.

[socialactivillain]

I would kind of prefer if he didn't.

[catchacold]

If you have a way to shut him up instead, be my guest.

[socialactivillain]

In my experience, there's not a whole lot that'll shut a Trickster up.

[catchacold]

When I tell him to, he listens until his attention span runs out.

Though I gotta say, he's mostly been on his best behaviour.

...given circumstances.

[socialactivillain]

God, if this is his best behavior...

[ He's currently listening to how hilarious Axel found it to call his friend a fag. ]



...Do any of the girls have tasers or pepper spray? Asking out of completely unrelated curiosity.

[catchacold]

Ain't exactly an expert on the profession, but common sense would dictate that most of them do.

[What does he know, he's standing in the furthest possible corner for a reason.]

Why you ask?

[socialactivillain]

No reason.

[catchacold]

Oh, come on. I punched him for getting too handsy.

Small steps.

[socialactivillain]

Well, he's currently implying you should be passing out lap dances, as well.

[catchacold]

As long as he doesn't imply it to my face.

[He can't punch Axel for every offensive thing he does/says/thinks, his fist would get tired.]

Doubt you're that tempted, so I think my innocence is safe.

[socialactivillain]

I'm really not, don't worry.

[ He'd say no offense, but... well. ]

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[lovestoys]

[Leonard said his name, here he is to explain it. You are welcome]

You should be so proud of me dude, it's like charity and feminism. Oh and kind of anti capitalism because the business is suffering but the workers get all the cash. Plus a girl just grinded on my junk so it's so boss!

[socialactivillain]

...I'm not sure pride is the very first word I'd jump to, but I have to admit you're not actually entirely wrong. As long as you're being respectful while they're, uh. "Grinding on your junk".

[lovestoys]

I'm always respectful. No squeezing the breasts, no slapping the ass and only brushing along the thigh. I'm a classy guy, I can control myself.

You should come down, I can probably find you a dude willing to get in your lap.

[socialactivillain]

Haven't we already been over the idea that I'm not interested in lap dances?

[lovestoys]

I thought that was because it was hard for homos to get one. Which sucks, dude, it really does. But hey, no, I get it.

I can pay two dudes to make out for you or something? Is that more up your alley?

[socialactivillain]

I can only hope that you think you're not being offensive right now, but "homos" is really missing the mark on that.

I'm also not interested in watching anyone make out.

[lovestoys]

What's wrong with homos? Is homos bad? Wait, so, which one is the good one?

Like queer? I know fag is the bad one. Which is dumb. I used to call my friend fag all the time and he wasn't even a queer, you know? So it's just like a word. He used to laugh too.

[socialactivillain]

"Gay people". Just. "Gay people" is fine.

[lovestoys]

Gay people. Gotcha! See, I can learn shit.

So that was a definite no on a lapdance?

[socialactivillain]

Absolutely a definite no.

[lovestoys]

You sure? There's some pretty talent here.

[He's just going to move his camera around to scan all the guys in the club. Literally all. Even the poor guests and yes, Leonard too. What? Leonard is hot. What gay dude wouldn't be into him???]

[socialactivillain]

Please tell me you aren't including Cold in the "talent" count.