devoutish: (that's just murder math)
Alfie Solomons ([personal profile] devoutish) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2016-09-02 04:36 pm

💣 001 | audio

[There's the sound of fumbling and a little bit of unintelligible muttering before any real words are spoken - the communicator isn't hard to figure out, but it still takes some practice to get the hang of.]

-- this button here, and then-- oh, there we go. Have I got it? Hello.

[Alfie's voice is deep and rumbly, and very Cockney. He switches on the video next. It's zoomed in too close on him to give any real clues to his surroundings - there's just the back of a couch and a blank wall visible behind him - but his clothes are clearly old-fashioned.]

Fucking fantastic, these things. Looking at your little images on the screen, it's like you're really there. Yeah, wonderful picture quality. I'm very impressed. But I suppose I shouldn't be surprised, should I - bigger and bolder seems like something of a trend here. I discovered one of your supermarkets earlier this morning. Fucking hell, the size of that place. Entire aisles set aside for nothing but ketchup; for ice cream. Hats off to the future, eh?

[And since he's actually wearing a top hat, he goes ahead and tips it.

But despite his conversational tone, his eyes are deadly serious. He narrows them a little, as he peers closer at the screen. He seems calm and affable, sure - but if you look behind that front, it's clear that he is very much not happy with how his day is going.]


Right. How many people am I speaking to, right now? Is it just those who've been brought here like me, or do I also have the pleasure of the army's company?

[Because he would like to have words.]
airshow: (I need to borrow a cat ASAP.)

[personal profile] airshow 2016-09-08 09:26 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry, that was a lie. You cultivate weirdness like a fine herb garden.
foreshadower: (Reminisc)

[personal profile] foreshadower 2016-09-08 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll have you know, I'm quite the gardener.

And if you think I'm odd, you certainly haven't been to Gotham in a while, have you?
airshow: (Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.)

[personal profile] airshow 2016-09-09 08:14 am (UTC)(link)
No foolin'. When's your birthday? I'll buy you some Miracle Gro.

And y'know, I was there on a business trip not long before I wound up here, and I gotta say, not a fan.
foreshadower: Tony Harris. (ribbon?  what ribbon?)

[personal profile] foreshadower 2016-09-10 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
Neither am I.

Starman brought Gotham's protector by once. I felt all of Opal shudder in response.

[ Quickly side-steps the birthday thing. ]
airshow: (Just carved a shot glass out of a potato)

[personal profile] airshow 2016-09-13 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
Guy gives you the willies? Whoa.