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[pummelgranite]

[ This time there's no movement in the background. She's reclining on what seems to be a throne of flowering greenery, and a smattering of animal bones. ]



Head count, who's dead? No, wait, actually- who's died.



Also, anyone got any spare human skulls you're looking to move? I'll take other skulls too if they look cool enough, or whatever.

Comments

[douchebag]

Cause it's an awfully personal question, isn't it? You want people to tell you that shit, they gotta know why.

[pummelgranite]

So I can like, buy you a beer or something. Christ.

[douchebag]

Cut me some slack. I'm new at the whole actual life after death thing, okay?

[pummelgranite]

[ She looks back at him a moment before turning away from the camera and crossing her arms. its the kind of look one might have before mumbling an apology. key word being might. ]


Yeah OK. I just wanted to know, I guess.

[douchebag]

[ Felix gets it. Apologies are things that happen to other people. Bygones. ]

Morbid curiosity. I like that. Explains the skulls.

[pummelgranite]

[ Excellent. If useless assholes can't understand one another, then who can? ]


Nuh uh. Skulls are for the morbid aesthetic.

[douchebag]

[ Damn right! ]

It's a good aesthetic. One I subscribe to myself. Images, though, never the real deal. [ He frowns thoughtfully. ] I think I've been missing out.

[pummelgranite]

Uh, but now you've got a bunch?


Did you get skull making powers?

[douchebag]

No, I can get a bunch. Just need to know your preference. Real, fake, that sort of thing.

[pummelgranite]

Oh.



Uh.





Not fresh.

[douchebag]

Got it. How many you want?

[pummelgranite]

. . . however many I can get for a hundred bucks?

[douchebag]

Tell you what. Because you're cool, I'll see if I can't get you a real solid return on your investment. How's a buck a head sound?

[ It's a legitimate question. They use credits where he comes from. He's still learning dollars. ]

[pummelgranite]

[ Well she's getting used to American dollars herself but she knows a bargain when she hears one!!!! ]


Deal.

[douchebag]

Great. Which city are you in? I can have these to you, let's see... [ He does some really quick math. ] How's Friday work for you?

[pummelgranite]

Friday's fine. Like, Friday morning?


I'll send you the location.

[douchebag]

I can do Friday morning.

[pummelgranite]

Cool.

[douchebag]

Then I'll have the goods at the location you specify. I'll see you then.