Video | Two (can be as bad as one)

[pummelgranite]

[ This time there's no movement in the background. She's reclining on what seems to be a throne of flowering greenery, and a smattering of animal bones. ]



Head count, who's dead? No, wait, actually- who's died.



Also, anyone got any spare human skulls you're looking to move? I'll take other skulls too if they look cool enough, or whatever.

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[pummelgranite]

I wanna know.



I need to know, kinda.

[hostage]

"Need"?

[pummelgranite]

Uh huh. Comes with the territory.

[hostage]

[Not helpful.]

Okay, so what exactly is "the territory"?

[pummelgranite]

Hell.

[hostage]

I thought that was Lucifer's place.

[pummelgranite]

Yeah, well, she's not fucking here, is she?

[pummelgranite]

He.


Whatever.

[hostage]

Uh...

[He was about to point out that Lucifer's a dude, too, but... Well, he's not really, is he? He's a weird ball of light in a skin suit. Jesse saw it for himself.]

So you're Lucifer's replacement?

[pummelgranite]

[ eye roll. ]


Do I look like a fucking understudy?

[hostage]

Kinda.

[pummelgranite]

[ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . time 2 smoke ]





Ouch.

[hostage]

I mean. No offense. I don't really know how it works with you guys. You look younger than him? But that wasn't his real body. So...

[pummelgranite]

[ Just. this look. ]

[hostage]

[And a helpless shrug.]

I'm sure you'll do great.

[At... Hell. At running Hell. Or whatever.]

[pummelgranite]

Uh huh.

[hostage]

Sorry.

[He's not even sure what he's apologizing for.]

[pummelgranite]

For what?

[ She's... not either. ]

[hostage]

For, uh. You know.

[Can he un-dig this hole?]

I didn't mean to make it sound like you're not good at your job.

[pummelgranite]

Yeah, well. Idiots can't help it.

[hostage]

Yup. Yeah.

[pummelgranite]

[ smoooookes ]

[hostage]

So...

[He should probably stop talking, but he doesn't.]

You asking about the dead 'cause you own our souls now or something?

[pummelgranite]

So what if I do?

[hostage]

Don't make much difference to me. Just curious.