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[The first image you'll get to see on this particular video feed is pretty much a real detailed view of someone's eyes. They're way too close to the screen and you can almost see the individual flecks of deep brown when the image isn't blurred thanks to this guy moving more than a little bit. The individual responsible for such a sight is trying his damndest to figure out how the hell this thing works, how you can send messages or even videos on something that's very pointedly NOT shaped like a snail, and how you even know if it was working or not.

Eventually it seems like he's stopped caring, or decided that on sheer force of will alone that it's working. Because the feed pulls back and you can see this very 'good dog' expression on a very simple-looking man. A scar under his eye, and a rather ratty old straw hat perched atop his head.]

The food's really good here! And I wasn't even yelled at when I ate a lot, either, and I like that. [The crowd hadn't been the most fun, but who needed fun when there was food involved.]

An' yanno what? I don't like being away from my crew an' home, but if there's an adventure--Nihihi, then I guess I don't mind stayin' around! [And then that 'good dog' expression melts, as if exposed to heat very suddenly. A frown on his face.]

But there's so much land everywhere! And the ocean is so far away! There's too many buildings and I was told that there aren't any pirate ships here??

[Seriously.]

What's up with that??

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It sure was some weird fruit. And you betcha' that I can punch people from far away! I do it all the time!

[Lol]

...

Wait, Vampires?

That's awesome! I gotta get right up in their faces to use Ashuramaru! I bet that comes in real handy!

[....Oh. This guy hasn't heard of vampires either?]

Yeah. Y'know. Ugly bloodsuckers. Drink people's blood, way strong, fangs, pointy ears and red eyes? Or. The ones back home, anyway.

Yeah--yeah!!! I know about those!! But I thought those were only in stories and stuff, I didn't know they were real--

[He's starting to look like a kid during Christmas.]

What's Ashymuramaru?

They are very real. Trust me. At least, back home anyway. It doesn't seem like there's any here that aren't imPorts from other worlds or whatever.

[Which, with the lack of virus means this is clearly preferable regardless of the government, super heroing and Porter shenanigans.]

He's my Cursed Gear. Er, my sword. It's kind of....real powerful since it has a demon in it. Cursed Gear can actually hurt the vampires, so they can't heal from those wounds like they do with regular weapons.

[Far from scared, he actually looks excited.]

Very real--I bet they're tough in a battle. I wanna' fight a vampire, that's so cool.

[Just wait until you get to Thriller Bark, Luffy. You'll get your chance.]

Your sword has a demon in it?
Does it talk?
Or does your sword look like a person instead of a sword?
Can't you just beat up vampires with your fists?

[He has so many questions.]

Well, I can talk to Ashuramaru. But I think that's more....hm, psychological? In my head? Not so much the sword itself. Ashuramaru is a sword. But when I've talked to him, he's been more person...er, demon looking.

[Can you just beat up vampires with your fists....? Luffy plz.]

Maybe we'd stand a chance with our fists if vampires weren't like seven times stronger. We need the Cursed Gear to try make up for that. And those pills that help us synchronize with our demons.

[He's trying to picture a sword that's a sword, but a demon in person when he's... in your head. His face is a blank for a moment before he decides that's way too much to think about. Nixed. Whatever this guy sees, that's all that's important. So he fixes the guy with a wide grin.]

Seven times stronger? Wow, that's pretty amazing... you'd have to be really strong to go up against one, even with special swords and stuff.

That's awesome.

You should try your sword skills against my first mate one day. I'd like to see that!

Seven times stronger than us humans, yeah. That's why we need our Cursed Gear, like my Ashuramaru.

[And yet. Of course he is pinged by mentions of another person to possibly spar with.]

You think so?

I do think so!

He's my first mate and he's aiming to be the world's greatest swordsman.

So if you can fight against guys who are seven times stronger than you...

Then I think you and Zoro would have a great fight!

Might be worth trying to spar at least once, maybe. If he's up for it.

[Whether this ends in a stalemate of sorts or one of them completely beating the snot out of the other. well.]

[SUDDENLY, a wild marimo appears.]

I'm always up for a good fight.

Yeah? You must be that Zoro guy then.

[He absolutely sparkles when Zoro suddenly pushes into the conversation. Even going so far as to hand his first mate his phone, a wide grin on his face.

Yes, good. Talk. get a fight going.]

That would be me.

Just tell me when and where then!

[Yuu this is possibly a really terrible idea.]

Y'know Maurtia Falls? We could go right now.

[Z...oro...you were literally bleeding out like a couple hours ago, pls find ur chill.]

[Zoro plz. If Yuu knew that. But he doesn't. So....]

Yeah. I can get there easily enough with the Porters.

[It'll probably be p. obvious when you see him in person at least, considering he hasn't replaced his ruined shirt yet.......]

We'll meet you there, then.

Edited 2016-11-03 10:25 (UTC)

Sure. Just give me a bit to get there.

[Yuu this is a terrible idea. But....it could be worse and more serious than just a fun sparring match. :l]

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