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Jacob Taylor ([personal profile] darkpants_warmfeeling) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2016-09-08 07:19 pm

7th Mission // Video

[Jacob films this post while standing in front of the white walls of Helix Station in Maurtia Falls, wearing a navy-blue tank top and black shorts. Judging by the sweat visible on his arms, he just finished his exercise for the morning. His ramrod-straight posture projects an image of Official Business that doesn't match his casual tone of voice, or his workout clothes.]

Hey, everyone. I'm Jacob Taylor. I work with RISE: that's an imPort police team, for all you new arrivals out there. I'm putting together something new for the community... kind of a public safety resource. Like the FAQ, but focused on who's causing trouble these days.

So I thought I'd ask: what do you think are the biggest threats around here? Criminals, terrorists, the Soviets? Maybe there's something most of us haven't heard about yet that more people need to know about. It's important to be aware, especially when people might want you dead. There's always something happening under the surface around here.

Oh, and just so we're clear: this is going to be a list focusing on groups, not individual people. So don't bother talking about who your least favourite imPorts are.

[He pauses for a moment, then relaxes his posture as he segues into more civilian matters.]

That's about it for official business. Unofficially... I was wondering if anybody has got suggestions on a good name for a dog.

[He's totally planning to get a dog. Heads up, MF 001 housemates!]
calibrating: (Okay run that by me again?)

[personal profile] calibrating 2016-09-14 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not exactly the most qualified person when it comes to judging Earth animals, Taylor.
calibrating: (Neck craaaaaaaaaaaaaane)

[personal profile] calibrating 2016-09-15 01:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Wait, wait, wait, hang on a second... humans give dogs their own parks?
calibrating: (Okay run that by me again?)

[personal profile] calibrating 2016-09-20 03:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Huh.

[He's clearly giving this some serious thought.]

Okay, Jacob. You got me. Take me to a dog park and I'll let you know if I'm interested.

No handholding, though.
calibrating: (DAT FRINGE)

[personal profile] calibrating 2016-09-23 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
Why's everybody gotta hate on Maurtia Falls?

I mean, it's only on fire maybe three out of four times. That's not too shabby.
calibrating: (GURL YOU BEST BE JOKING)

[personal profile] calibrating 2016-09-26 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
...

Okay, that's fair.