darkpants_warmfeeling: (Salute)
Jacob Taylor ([personal profile] darkpants_warmfeeling) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2016-09-08 07:19 pm

7th Mission // Video

[Jacob films this post while standing in front of the white walls of Helix Station in Maurtia Falls, wearing a navy-blue tank top and black shorts. Judging by the sweat visible on his arms, he just finished his exercise for the morning. His ramrod-straight posture projects an image of Official Business that doesn't match his casual tone of voice, or his workout clothes.]

Hey, everyone. I'm Jacob Taylor. I work with RISE: that's an imPort police team, for all you new arrivals out there. I'm putting together something new for the community... kind of a public safety resource. Like the FAQ, but focused on who's causing trouble these days.

So I thought I'd ask: what do you think are the biggest threats around here? Criminals, terrorists, the Soviets? Maybe there's something most of us haven't heard about yet that more people need to know about. It's important to be aware, especially when people might want you dead. There's always something happening under the surface around here.

Oh, and just so we're clear: this is going to be a list focusing on groups, not individual people. So don't bother talking about who your least favourite imPorts are.

[He pauses for a moment, then relaxes his posture as he segues into more civilian matters.]

That's about it for official business. Unofficially... I was wondering if anybody has got suggestions on a good name for a dog.

[He's totally planning to get a dog. Heads up, MF 001 housemates!]
kanadian: (I don't think that's a reaper)

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[personal profile] kanadian 2016-09-17 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
Hey! She runs with us! Just because she's a little... large doesn't mean she isn't fit.

[ She's not fat, she's big boned ]
kanadian: (You can hold her hand)

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[personal profile] kanadian 2016-09-17 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Er -- Really?

I mean... I don't know if we're the picture of perfect ownership... unless you're trying to outdo us.

Which...probably wouldn't be that hard.
kanadian: (Dead eyes)

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[personal profile] kanadian 2016-09-22 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe by who has the better behaved dog?

Although I'm pretty sure Mako would be an automatic lose. She's... Not always the best at behaving.
kanadian: (Squints)

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[personal profile] kanadian 2016-09-24 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
What?

Of course not! She's just... spoiled.

You can thank Shepard for that one.
kanadian: (That's weird)

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[personal profile] kanadian 2016-09-25 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
Um, I'm not the one who feeds her table scraps.