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[It started off innocently enough, Komasan went to get his usual morning cup of coffee only for the barista to decide he became a regular enough to try something...different. The coffee was slightly orange and smelled sweet, something Komasan wasn't used to compared to his normal cup of liquid bitterness. One sip, and his life changed. They said it was pumpkin...something. Komasan never had a pumpkin that tasted anything like this before, but the experience was magical.

And that was only the beginning.

It wasn't long before he noticed that the local bakery was also selling pumpkin-something foods, and then the next place...and some other places. It was all too overwhelming, but eventually he gets to where he is now:

Sitting in front of his desk, said desk covered in an array of different pumpkin spice-flavored goods. Like...an absurd amount.]

T-T-The pumpkin, zura... Monge...

[Komasan looks like he's stuck between being totally confused and wanting to cry tears of joy.]

The coffee...it tasted so good— Coffee can taste good, zura!! A-And the muffins... I have...I have candle now, zura...

[He holds up one of those large jar candles, the ones that tend to cost a pretty penny...]

They sprayed me with...something— I smell so good— S-Someone sniff me, zura! And then...they had it...they had pumpkin soft cream, zura!!

[But he of course ate that one before he got home.]

Is this how US pumpkins taste, zura?! W-Why are they so sweet, zura?!

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Because it's fucking delicious.

[Komasan's a little taken aback by that and can only stare into the feed for a good second or two before he finally says anything.]

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...I think it tastes better than that, zura.

So what's your question?

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That's a lot of pumpkin for a little guy. You sure you can handle that much autumn?

Oh sure, it's fine, I got big cheeks, zura.

[Is he implying he's going to shove all of that into his mouth in one go? ...Does anyone even want to find out?]

[ North would prefer that he didn't onscreen. ]

You know that candles aren't edible, right?

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[ What... is this creature? It's so adorable. ]

You've never had pumpkin before?

[Komasan can only shake his head.]

No, it's not like that, zura! It's...it's sweeter, zura!

You do know you can put sugar in your coffee to sweeten it?

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...are you okay, Komasan?

...No, zura. W-Why does the pumpkin taste so good, zura...? I don't understand, zuraaa...

Pumpkin? I've never tried pumpkin myself...

How...much did you eat...?

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Coffee can taste good?

[He's surprised.]

Isn't it weird, zura?!

[Komasan always knew sweeteners existed, but...]

How did you discover this?

[Kidou's still skeptical.]

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Maybe they put sugar in it.

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Hmn, no...that can't be right, zura...

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Coffee can taste good if people do it right, Komasan.

I know that now, zura... I-I just would always drink mine plain...I'm kinda scared to stop, zura...

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You didn't know that coffee could taste good?

[Text? Who's texting him at a time like this-- Oh.]

i kind of did
I just never tried it that way

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[So cute-!]

Are you going to be able to finish all that by yourself before it goes bad? [You have a future in infomercials, Komasan...]

[Oh...he hadn't...thought about that...]

Ah... I hope so, I don't wanna start wasting food, zura...

[Maybe he can feed some to the roombas...]

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[ That is a lot of pumpkin. Not like Hyunsoo hasn't noticed what an absurd amount of it just popped up in general, but still.. ]

You're going to look addicted with how much of it you have there.

Eh...

[Oh boy, here we go. Komasan tilts his head, the telltale sign that he doesn't understand.]

What's an addicted, z-zura?

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