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[aggressiveapathy]

hello network
i'm looking for someone with magical matchmaking powers
it happens every year
someone makes other people fall in love/hate/bromance
so
get in touch with me
we'll make it better this time around
don't leave these things to fate
she's a jerk
valentines is cliche
sorry not sorry CM

hit me up

Comments

[aggressiveapathy]

fine
i won't tell you that

[rathercommon]

Noooooo
That is NOT FUN

[aggressiveapathy]

idk what you want
i did as asked

[rathercommon]

Oh. So you're NOT going to do that, then?

[aggressiveapathy]

i am not telling you i am

[rathercommon]

Eurgh are you doing that or not

[aggressiveapathy]

doing what?

[rathercommon]

Laying some lovey-dovey curse on people

[aggressiveapathy]

i am not

[rathercommon]

Oh! Well, good. And sorry for assuming. What ARE you doing?

[aggressiveapathy]

accepting free gifts?

[rathercommon]

How's this a gift, though?

[ Kitty doesn't understand that there can be such a thing as "too nosy." ]

[aggressiveapathy]

that seems like your problem
where's my gift?

[rathercommon]

Well, I certainly haven't got a gift for you.