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[aggressiveapathy]

hello network
i'm looking for someone with magical matchmaking powers
it happens every year
someone makes other people fall in love/hate/bromance
so
get in touch with me
we'll make it better this time around
don't leave these things to fate
she's a jerk
valentines is cliche
sorry not sorry CM

hit me up

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[textualhealing]

I hate you. :[

[aggressiveapathy]

that's not the game

[textualhealing]

I'm not playing the game!

[aggressiveapathy]

that's why you lost the game

[textualhealing]

Your face lost the game.

[aggressiveapathy]

your mom lost the game

[textualhealing]

She did. She lost the game long ago.

[aggressiveapathy]

:c

[textualhealing]

ok but for srs tho why are you looking for matchmaking powers?

[aggressiveapathy]

i ironed a skirt today
that's why

[textualhealing]

Was it one of Wills?

[aggressiveapathy]

god
i wish

[textualhealing]

Must be Rincewinds then. I've tried telling him that skirts and robes aren't the same thing but he won't listen.

[aggressiveapathy]

but he's got the hips for it

[textualhealing]

True dat, And the booty.