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[aggressiveapathy]

hello network
i'm looking for someone with magical matchmaking powers
it happens every year
someone makes other people fall in love/hate/bromance
so
get in touch with me
we'll make it better this time around
don't leave these things to fate
she's a jerk
valentines is cliche
sorry not sorry CM

hit me up

Comments

[aggressiveapathy]

oh no
i'm just gonna give notes
the work is someone else's problem
you like organizing stupidity?

[raw]

No.

I'm not a people person.

[aggressiveapathy]

so you'll be in need of the service

[raw]

The non-consensual dating service?

[aggressiveapathy]

hm
good point
i don't really need to ask for that one