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[aggressiveapathy]

hello network
i'm looking for someone with magical matchmaking powers
it happens every year
someone makes other people fall in love/hate/bromance
so
get in touch with me
we'll make it better this time around
don't leave these things to fate
she's a jerk
valentines is cliche
sorry not sorry CM

hit me up

Comments

[douchebag]

Never got any complaints. Must just be hitting up the wrong people.

[aggressiveapathy]

that's what you need magical love connections for

[douchebag]

Yeah, all right. If that becomes a thing, sign me up.

[aggressiveapathy]

deal