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[aggressiveapathy]

hello network
i'm looking for someone with magical matchmaking powers
it happens every year
someone makes other people fall in love/hate/bromance
so
get in touch with me
we'll make it better this time around
don't leave these things to fate
she's a jerk
valentines is cliche
sorry not sorry CM

hit me up

Comments

[wizzardly]

You really need to pick a new nickname, I'm fairly certain I'm older than you are.

[aggressiveapathy]

I count age in good life choices. You're, like, negative 500.

[wizzardly]

What? I make fine choices! It's not usually my fault when things go wrong!

[aggressiveapathy]

And yet. You're still you.