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[fayzedandconfused]

1) everybody sux. everybody leaves. take it from me

2) why is everybody obsessed with the 90s… the 90s werent that great. why can't we give the 2000s some love? who was the best 2000s band: GOOD CHARLOTTE, NEW FOUND GLORY, or BOWLING FOR SOUP???

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[fayzedandconfused]

it is so a real band

they sing 'girl all the bad guys want' and '1985'

[magnitudes]

1985 isn't even a real year

you're definitely making it up

[fayzedandconfused]

very funny

but your right, since i wasn't born yet, it might as well not exist

[magnitudes]

aren't I, though?

well, you got me there

no argument, honestly

[fayzedandconfused]

its so weird tbh bc as far as im concerned the only time that rly exists is 1996-2009 and then nothing again until 2016
isnt that weird?
like i know the time between 2008 and 2016 happened but i totally skipped lviing thru it

[magnitudes]

imagine if someone landed here from the Victorian times
or the Viking times

talk about missing a few years. Imagine how much music they'd have to catch up on, hey?

[fayzedandconfused]

that would be pretty screwy
what if you found ur gr8 gr8 gr8 grandkid
what if they were an asshole

[magnitudes]

bree

is this your really subtle way of telling me that my gr8 gr8 gr8 grandparents are here
and they think I'm arse?

ps. there's heaps better words you could use instead of "asshole"
honestly, don't they teach you any good swears in the usa

[fayzedandconfused]

can you teach me cooler swears?

[magnitudes]

maybe. I don't know if you're ready for them yet, honestly. but when you are? maybe.

[fayzedandconfused]

[ what. ]

i am ready for them!

[magnitudes]

are you sure? cause some of these are pretty intense

[fayzedandconfused]

yeah! tell me!

[magnitudes]

okay

so when you're really really mad at someone, and they're being a jerk? you call 'em an echidna. cause they're all prickly and you don't want one of those anywhere near you. i mean, it's bloody harsh, yeah? keep that one under your hat a bit, probably.

[fayzedandconfused]

okay i will

[magnitudes]

okay, and if you're the one who's heaps upset or mad?
you say you're feeling like a flaming wombat.
those things are bloody dangerous when they get fired up, forget how cute they look


if someone's useless and a huge pain to have around
they're a legless spider


and if you stub your toe, or something?
ripper dingo

[fayzedandconfused]

wow i wish i could use those at home
i know so many legless spiders