[text; wee hours of the morning]

[medalsome]

Do you believe in God? Gods? Do they exist where you're from? What about angels or demons or anything like that?

Where I'm from the existence of gods is hard to deny. People are pretty devote and religious. Church is an intrinsic part of our culture. It takes someone pretty hardheaded or self-centered to deny the existence of higher powers, but here there's not much emphasis on religion. Guess I'm just kinda curious now. Is it more like my home in your worlds, or more like this one?

[Joaquin may be slightly drunk, or perhaps he's just tired.]

Comments

[nastygram]

very we are the world


how many

[driftsintobuffetline]

better than no world, I guess.

many. mainly one really super hot one with long legs and gorgeous brown eyes.

[nastygram]

is she from canada

[driftsintobuffetline]

what? why canada?

[nastygram]

isn't that where all the TOTALLY NOT FAKE girlfriends come from

[driftsintobuffetline]

hey hey
maybe, not that i'd know "aboot" such things
mine's from germany + some british education thrown in
can't go for the cliche

[nastygram]

boy are you crafty

but
don't forget the golden rule of the interwebs bro
PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN

[driftsintobuffetline]

[The picture Newt sends is from New Years and is clearly a selfie, judging from the angle. A guy with hipster-frame glasses and dressed in a leather jacket kisses a taller person whose head is nearly fully engulfed in the fur-lined hood of a parka.

Newt follows up by sending a picture of just Hermann (mathemagier, a face very similar to that of Miles and Mark) a grumpy Nerd with a terrible haircut and (indeed) brown eyes...eyes that are narrowed in an annoyed but amused look at the camera.]

Sorry, girls, he's taken.

1/2

[nastygram]

lol

are you for fuckin real

[nastygram]

dude he's short

[driftsintobuffetline]

gtfo

A. I'm the shortER one with the glasses
B. I'm not short
C. Yes I'm for real

[nastygram]

YOU gtfo you're the one who promised long legs

[driftsintobuffetline]

[He sends a clip of Hermann at work]

please. like he shows those off to just anyone. he dresses so awful. look at those ill fitting trousers. what a geek, right?

[nastygram]

omg

wait did he know you were taking this video

[driftsintobuffetline]

idk maybe. does it matter?

[nastygram]

i mean it does make you the creeper voyeur boyfriend

if you're cool w that that's cool
no kinkshaming

[driftsintobuffetline]

oh yeah I'm the creeper voyeur bf sneaking peeks at the show of ankles and whatnot from my hot professor bf

If videoing Hermann without permission makes me the creepy voyeur, I've been creeping on him from across the lab for years

[nastygram]

before he was your bf?




d u d e
that is some textbook secret sexual harassment in the workplace
you're a straight up perv

[driftsintobuffetline]

NOT THAT KIND OF

!!!!!

You know what, I don't expect anyone to understand the intricacies of our relationship
Anyway, sexual harassment is probably the one thing he DIDN'T file a complaint about

Besides, he caught on eventually. When you start narrating "Mathematician in his natural habitat " in a David Attenborough imitation, it stops being secret.

1/2

[nastygram]

[no way is the subject going to change that easy; first he gets a helpful link to a video posted on the youtube equivelent and a friendly:]

get some help

[driftsintobuffetline]

rude

[nastygram]

dude i love david attenborough tho
for an old tv dick he ain't all bad

[driftsintobuffetline]

Fan of nature documentaries? Or just crusty old British white naturalists?

[nastygram]

ummmm fan of getting baked and watching fish swim
shit is a+++


critiquewise his ass is way too decrepit and ALSO he could emphasize more about the giant disease that is humanity
he has a soft touch

[driftsintobuffetline]

...of course
istg I'm sure you're not him, but you should probably be bffs with kavinsky


uh, right
i think I'm going back to bed