[text; wee hours of the morning]

[medalsome]

Do you believe in God? Gods? Do they exist where you're from? What about angels or demons or anything like that?

Where I'm from the existence of gods is hard to deny. People are pretty devote and religious. Church is an intrinsic part of our culture. It takes someone pretty hardheaded or self-centered to deny the existence of higher powers, but here there's not much emphasis on religion. Guess I'm just kinda curious now. Is it more like my home in your worlds, or more like this one?

[Joaquin may be slightly drunk, or perhaps he's just tired.]

Comments

[nastygram]

i mean it does make you the creeper voyeur boyfriend

if you're cool w that that's cool
no kinkshaming

[driftsintobuffetline]

oh yeah I'm the creeper voyeur bf sneaking peeks at the show of ankles and whatnot from my hot professor bf

If videoing Hermann without permission makes me the creepy voyeur, I've been creeping on him from across the lab for years

[nastygram]

before he was your bf?




d u d e
that is some textbook secret sexual harassment in the workplace
you're a straight up perv

[driftsintobuffetline]

NOT THAT KIND OF

!!!!!

You know what, I don't expect anyone to understand the intricacies of our relationship
Anyway, sexual harassment is probably the one thing he DIDN'T file a complaint about

Besides, he caught on eventually. When you start narrating "Mathematician in his natural habitat " in a David Attenborough imitation, it stops being secret.

1/2

[nastygram]

[no way is the subject going to change that easy; first he gets a helpful link to a video posted on the youtube equivelent and a friendly:]

get some help

[driftsintobuffetline]

rude

[nastygram]

dude i love david attenborough tho
for an old tv dick he ain't all bad

[driftsintobuffetline]

Fan of nature documentaries? Or just crusty old British white naturalists?

[nastygram]

ummmm fan of getting baked and watching fish swim
shit is a+++


critiquewise his ass is way too decrepit and ALSO he could emphasize more about the giant disease that is humanity
he has a soft touch

[driftsintobuffetline]

...of course
istg I'm sure you're not him, but you should probably be bffs with kavinsky


uh, right
i think I'm going back to bed

[nastygram]

WOW



fuck you dickbag

[driftsintobuffetline]

what? look, I get that he's offensive and an acquired taste, but arent we all and anyway he's really just a dumb fuckup of a kid

u know what, I'm seriously going back to bed before I continue to talk

[nastygram]

good and pls take your boys will be boys attitude with you
snuggle up, bitch