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[pummelgranite]

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Security. Powered.
Bartender. Powered.
Professional choreographer, experience with necromancy a plus
Professional necromancer
Architectural consultant- power and necromancy experience still probably a plus


Inquire by falling to your knees screaming in tongues and ripping out your hair, replying to this posting, or DMing Constantine

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[bonding_moment]

Security for what?

Re: Text

[pummelgranite]

Shows. And personal.

[bonding_moment]

Do you really have that much trouble when you're not putting on a show?

[pummelgranite]

Security keeps you from having trouble.

[bonding_moment]

[There's a long pause before the next text comes through.]

I have fire powers.

[pummelgranite]

OK.

[bonding_moment]

That's it?

[pummelgranite]

[ There's another brief pause. Then a GPS location outside of Maurtia Falls comes through. ]

[bonding_moment]

[This is a really weird interview process, but okay. He shoots off a quick "On my way" text and shows up some time later, more than a little dubious about this whole thing.

Of course the robolion is with him.]

[pummelgranite]

[ Good, because a whole lot of vines are about to spring from the ground around his legs to tangle him down. ]


One! Two! Three! Four!

[bonding_moment]

[His lion reacts immediately, chomping down on the nearest vine to try to rip it away. Keith, on the other hand, lets out a startled yell and lashes out with one hand in a slashing motion at the base of the vines. It only looks ineffective until jet of flames follows the path of his hand. ENJOY THAT ELEMENTAL WEAKNESS!!!]

[pummelgranite]

[ COOL, SHE WILL SLAM HIM UP INTO THE AIR WITH BIG BLUNT VINE THEN ]

[bonding_moment]

[RUDE!!!

He snatches for his bayard while he's tumbling through the air and swings the blade down at the vine when he starts to come back down again.]

[heckblazer]

NOW ACCEPTING APPLICANTS

Text: Anonymous

[thegriffinofdeath]

What could you possibly need multiple trained necromancers for?

text

[abandon_hope]

[ Look at him using his text to speech convertor! Be proud. ]

You're running a campaign?

[ Mostly proud. ]

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[abandon_hope]

We have skeleton backup dancers

[pummelgranite]

[ The vines shatter like glass on impact- the ones that he set on fire bellow do the same, but there's fresh new growth surging again from the ground and coming up to meet him, grasping. ]

Re: Text: Anonymous

[pummelgranite]

What Nico said. Their old moves look weird without muscles and skin, right.

Re: text

[pummelgranite]

A what? Just want help.

[abandon_hope]

The DMing. Dungeon Mastering?

[pummelgranite]

DM like Direct Message.


Dungeon Master like tabletop, right?

[abandon_hope]

Oh.

Yes.

I knew that.

[pummelgranite]

Sorry, never played.

[abandon_hope]

It's a lot of fun

I mean, I never played

Stupid phone stop writing that down don't send it