[TEXT] Four (Five Seconds)

[pummelgranite]

Looking for:


Security. Powered.
Bartender. Powered.
Professional choreographer, experience with necromancy a plus
Professional necromancer
Architectural consultant- power and necromancy experience still probably a plus


Inquire by falling to your knees screaming in tongues and ripping out your hair, replying to this posting, or DMing Constantine

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[bonding_moment]

Security for what?

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[pummelgranite]

Shows. And personal.

[bonding_moment]

Do you really have that much trouble when you're not putting on a show?

[pummelgranite]

Security keeps you from having trouble.

[heckblazer]

NOW ACCEPTING APPLICANTS

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[pummelgranite]

There's a guy coming at four.

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[heckblazer]

i'll be there 3

[ which ends up being half an hour late but he has a gift with him in the form of a large bottle of flavored vodka. HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THE KIDS LIKE OKAY. ]

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[pummelgranite]

[ this kid likes booze. ]


Thanks. He wanted to talk about security.

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[thegriffinofdeath]

What could you possibly need multiple trained necromancers for?

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[abandon_hope]

We have skeleton backup dancers

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[thegriffinofdeath]

You are reanimating skeletons to make them dance.

[abandon_hope]

Yeah. Basically. If they're okay with it.

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[pummelgranite]

What Nico said. Their old moves look weird without muscles and skin, right.

Text: Anonymous

[thegriffinofdeath]

Most things skeletons do look strange, to be honest. They're not supposed to move, so.

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[pummelgranite]

You can't tell them their business.

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[abandon_hope]

[ Look at him using his text to speech convertor! Be proud. ]

You're running a campaign?

[ Mostly proud. ]

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[pummelgranite]

A what? Just want help.

[abandon_hope]

The DMing. Dungeon Mastering?

[pummelgranite]

DM like Direct Message.


Dungeon Master like tabletop, right?

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[devoutish]

What sort of security are you looking for, and what sort of powers do you require?

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[pummelgranite]

For gigs and personal. More power's better.

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[devoutish]

I've got experience and firepower, and I can move things with my mind. Shall we discuss?

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[meancuisine]

Why does the bartender need powers?

[ because obviously that's the most important question ]

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[pummelgranite]

Why not?

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[meancuisine]

Because it cuts out most of the population.