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maskormenace2016-10-04 09:32 am
goblinjr) wrote in maskormenace2016-10-04 09:32 am
Entry tags:
- † darlene | n/a,
- † death the kid | n/a,
- † isaac gates | felix,
- † kanaya maryam-lalonde | psychopomp,
- † karen starr | power girl,
- † ken kaneki | one eyed king,
- † mahanon lavellan | the inquisitor,
- † mr. gold | rumpelstiltskin,
- † normie osborn | n/a,
- † pearl fey | n/a,
- † peter parker | spider-man,
- † reggie mantle | n/a,
- † yuri lowell | n/a
01 ( voice )
[The gravity of somehow escaping death (even if he's not entirely sure this isn't some weird afterlife, yet) is enough to put Harry in an unsettled and confused mindset. What tips it into freaking out is being dropped in the middle of a new place with new responsibilities by himself. He's never had to do anything completely on his own before, and the prospect is more than a little daunting. Suffice it to say that as soon as he was showed to his new home, he immediately ran to his room and locked himself inside. Sorry, roomies.
Since then, he's been waffling around with whether or not to ask the imPort network for help. Pride says no, but desperation says yes. Eventually, he settles somewhere in the middle.]
Hey, um. Is there a map of this place I can get a hold of somewhere? I am so lost. [He laughs, and it's almost entirely convincing to an untrained ear.] Back home, I had a driver I could just say "Take me to this place!" to and they'd take me there. No such luck here, huh? I mean, I guess you could hire somebody, but I'm completely broke at the moment. [The reminder makes his stomach flop. Going from a billionaire to nothing in a second is... well, he's going to have some trouble adjusting.
He sucks in a quick breath before continuing.] Oh-- and for the record, I'm in... [A pause as he tries to recall the name-- and ends up somehow butchering the pronunciation:] I think it's called De Chima? Anyway. If anyone's got some advice for settling in here, I'd appreciate it.
[It seems like he might end it there, but something's been niggling at him since he got here. Now's as good a time as any to bring it up, right?] By the way... this whole "alternate worlds" thing. Is that for real? Are you guys really from other places?
Since then, he's been waffling around with whether or not to ask the imPort network for help. Pride says no, but desperation says yes. Eventually, he settles somewhere in the middle.]
Hey, um. Is there a map of this place I can get a hold of somewhere? I am so lost. [He laughs, and it's almost entirely convincing to an untrained ear.] Back home, I had a driver I could just say "Take me to this place!" to and they'd take me there. No such luck here, huh? I mean, I guess you could hire somebody, but I'm completely broke at the moment. [The reminder makes his stomach flop. Going from a billionaire to nothing in a second is... well, he's going to have some trouble adjusting.
He sucks in a quick breath before continuing.] Oh-- and for the record, I'm in... [A pause as he tries to recall the name-- and ends up somehow butchering the pronunciation:] I think it's called De Chima? Anyway. If anyone's got some advice for settling in here, I'd appreciate it.
[It seems like he might end it there, but something's been niggling at him since he got here. Now's as good a time as any to bring it up, right?] By the way... this whole "alternate worlds" thing. Is that for real? Are you guys really from other places?
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i just didn't know you were 85
lucky for your wrinkled ass i know a hot grandma you can hook up with
what's your fav book
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i am not even that bad
and def not the worst you are going to have to deal with
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de chima sucks tho which means you are probably going to have a GREAT time there
also ftr i asked about your fav book bc there is zero crossover here
either it doesn't exist or it's weird af
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look out the window to grock
the book thing is also legit
just one of the many charming bullshits to enjoy
i am actually kind of a fan
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On both counts.
You're not exactly a trustworthy source of information.
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:( :(
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Now, cut it out!
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i will NOT track you down and say i told you so when you are super depressed about how lame de chima is
that is my peace offering to you
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[He didn't do it for his dad, so he's sure as shit not gonna do it to appease a butthead stranger, ok? Ok.]
That's just sweetening the deal. I don't want to meet you in person, either. I might punch you.
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and you would SO not punch me
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You're seriously underestimating how annoying you are.
[Nah. He definitely wouldn't punch her.]
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but
jfc
paranoid much
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You've been doing nothing BUT insulting me this whole time!! How does that make me paranoid???
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it was a joke
congrats for inspiring the first use of his yelling face icon, darlene
I'M DONE
:,] so proud