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[May's visible on the feed, but she has the camera angled more to look what's behind her- this spider-themed costume being the most prominent, though there are plenty more nearby. There are a few others that are questionable in different ways. Those aren't the only ones, either. There are plenty more further down that aren't import superhero themed, and but the majority have carefully picked out costume names for the ones that aren't licensed- things like 'Rock Queen' or 'Colorful Superlady' or 'Webstress'.

It's 'special', that's for sure. May's own expression seems to be a mix of confused, embarrassed, and trying to not giggle.]

I'm not the only one that finds these kind of embarrassing, right?

[Why are there so many 'sexy' costume variations? Or accidentally terrifying ones?]

Did they need so many 'sexy' variations?

[She just came here for a school-friendly costume.]

[OOC: Feel free to see or make mention of more than what's been linked or mentioned! Sexy costumes for everyone. All the regrets.]

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I refuse to believe that's meant to be a costume. That is a bathing suit.

Would someone really wear stuff like that?

[ IT'S SO...REVEALING... ]

They all pretty much are.

Well, I'd guess so, otherwise this sort of thing wouldn't make up most of the costumes here...

The non-imPort themed ones really aren't that much better.

[She waves at the next category, which has a bunch of pirate costumes. Most of those are either very cleavage prominent, lacking in pants, or both.]

To varying degrees. But most of them are the sort of thing I might expect at a strip club. Or a very loose Halloween party.

The Superwoman though, she doesn't belong anywhere that doesn't involve swimming!

I'm mostly surprised at the fact that there are so many.

[The video jostles a bit- tilting around and catching a half-second glimpse of a headband with orange horns set on it- as May moves to check the one that's probably a swimsuit.]

Oh my God, you're right, it is a swimsuit, they're just trying to sell it for Halloween, too. It's still full price!

This planet is already cold enough as it is! And now that summer's over, I can't imagine what they--

[ She cuts herself off, as her eyes go wide and all the color drains out of her face. ]

Wait. Wait wait wait, go back. What was that.

Probably to make a-

What was what?

[She stabilizes the communicator to move it around to scan the whole area slowly, until eventually the horned headband comes into view again. A whole bunch of them, actually, clearly meant to be the main accessory for the assortment of skimpy and/or clingy black outfits in the bags next to them, considering the makeup of the models for the pictures and the fact that they're wearing the horns. The vast majority are just as scantily covered as the rest of the average 'sexy' costumes in the aisle, except for the one that has the ankle-length skirt that has a slit up past the hip, only kept in place by a cloth belt with a big cloth zodiac sign riight on the side.]

Ohhh. Hoo boy.

[At least with the Spider-ones she knows that those all had to be inspired by her dad.]

...E-eh? Wouldn't they get cold wearing something like that?

[Even their school or military uniforms back home covered more even if they involved skirts for the girls.

Nike please don't think something like this is a good idea?]

[ Kanaya doesn't say a word in response, but buries her face in her hands and lets out the longest sigh. It goes on long enough to make her sound like some kind of dying animal, something you can do when you don't have to breathe.

She's pretty sure she saw a neckline that goes all the way down to the navel, and that's just criminal. Porrim might have been flattered by something like this, but the last thing Kanaya has ever been is her mother. ]

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There's a difference between sexy and tacky.

[ He points a finger toward the screen. ]

That shit's tacky.

( She makes a noise of disgust low and unimpressed at the back of her throat. )

Do people actually wear such...unacceptable excuses for clothing?

T-that's inappropriate!

[ her mom would have killed her if she even considered wearing something like that???

oh dear. ]

Oh, those are adorable! If you want one, I'll buy it for you, dear.

It's really quite absurd. To say nothing of the climate of the season...

Who would wear something like that?

[ March, April and now here's May. Oh, he's interested. Also one of those costumes in particular makes him raise an eyebrow. ]

Bats are usually more covered than that.

[...That's going on for long while. She has to breathe sometime. Right?

Right?

Handwave at the camera.]

Kanaya?

Yeah, to say the least.

These are more like late night party kinds of costumes. No way would I wear these out to a school thing or anything.

Well, if they were wearing it inside it wouldn't be that bad. [People don't usually go trick or treating in these kinds of costumes. At least not the usual kind!]

And if you're moving around a lot, you won't really be getting that cold in the first place.

I think they're beyond even that.

I honestly wonder who comes up with these things in the first place.

[May switches to voice in return.]

Not usually! I swear, most people really don't even wear these kind of costumes for Halloween in the first place.

Oh, no! I'm fine! Thanks!

[She isn't sure if she'd die of embarrassment first or her dad would.]

I was just looking for something to wear to school.

[She can only shrug.]

Enough people for them to be able to sell this many in the first place.

Pretty sure they won't be going outside in these, though.

[ She slumps her head down on her desk, and mumbles back to her. She didn't seem to inhale at any point there. ]

Just kill me now. And bury me like your people do, to make sure I don't come back.

I don't want to live in this world anymore.

[...It's a bit too early for Halloween, isn't it?]

Spiders usually are too, but I don't think whoever made these really is bothered by that kind of detail.

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