brushoff: (jesus fuck look at those eyes)
Dorian Gray ([personal profile] brushoff) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2016-10-16 08:09 pm

video;

[ Dorian's sitting down on a small, jet black armchair, tucked in the corner of an all too busy bedroom. There's a bookshelf stacked to the brim with books to the left and a medium sized oil painting hanging on the wall, a Romantic seascape with more emphasis on the clouds than the water, clouds painted in dark, stormy, gray brushstrokes. Dorian gives the camera a small nod, then starts to read from a book, in an even, measured tone, perfect for audiobooks. ]

"It was the strangest book that he had ever read. It seemed to him that in exquisite raiment, and to the delicate sound of flutes, the sins of the world were passing in dumb show before him. Things that he had dimly dreamed of were suddenly made real to him. Things of which he had never dreamed were gradually revealed." [ There's a pause, while Dorian flips the pages and continues reading. ]

"'I am so sorry, Harry,' he cried, 'but really it is entirely your fault. That book you sent me so fascinated me that I forgot how the time was going.' 'Yes, I thought you would like it,' replied his host, rising from his chair. 'I didn't say I liked it, Harry. I said it fascinated me. There is a great difference.'"

[ Dorian closes the book, as he looks to the camera. There's a hint of a melancholy tone in his voice as he continues—somebody's obviously been lost in memory. ] Words written by Oscar Wilde—today's his birthday, by the way. Wear a carnation and take some absinthe in his honor. But the words of the post aren't what I want you to think about: the content is.

Let's talk about books, network. What's your favorite book? Or perhaps your favorite author? And, if those are questions you simply can't answer, what's your favorite genre? And finally, has there ever been a book that so captivated you the way the one Oscar wrote about captivated me?
deadtective: (eighteen.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2016-10-27 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Then it doesn't matter if there's a ring on your finger you might lose up someone's ass.

[thank you, Hazel, polite as always.]
deadtective: (thirty-five.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2016-10-27 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[it's only a pity for anyone else reading this banter tbh]

That's part of the excitement, isn't it? Maybe you'll get your ass ripped in two, maybe you won't.
deadtective: (sixty-three.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2016-10-28 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
Sounds like you may have the common denominator mixed up there.
deadtective: (thirty.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2016-10-28 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
Nah, that you're not worth the effort of getting freaky.
deadtective: (twelve.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2016-10-28 02:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Looks like it's a poster most people recycle, then. Too bad you didn't try hard enough.
deadtective: (thirty-one.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2016-10-28 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh no, I'm going to miss out on all this boring milquetoast sex. What the fuck ever am I gonna do with myself now that I have to carry that weight around?
deadtective: (seventy-one.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2016-10-29 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
Nah, I don't like enough people in this shithole to want to see their junk.
deadtective: (thirty.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2016-10-29 05:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe you don't, but we've all seen how well that works out.