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[monge]

[As the resident ghost dog, it only makes sense that Komasan addresses the feed today. He, of course, does this as eloquently as possible and immediately starts yelling.]

MOOOOOONNNGGGEEE~!

[Good.]

Today's Halloween, so you know what that means, right, zura~?

[He pauses, as if to give people enough time to guess.]

...It means you need to be really careful because youkai are more likely to come out and possess people today, zura! Eh...I think so anyway, I'm still kinda new to these holidays, zura...

I-I'm a little nervous, no one came out during the swear-in party, so I guess that means everyone was waiting for the real REAL Halloween, zura! Eh...some of them can get kinda scary, but I'm really hoping there's a lot more nice native youkai around here too, zura...

[Yes, despite being here for several months, Komasan still hangs onto to the hope that there are actually native youkai in this world. It just doesn't make sense that there wouldn't be.]

So, um...if you're playing at the disney world today, come say hi and I'll try to be really scary for you, okay, zura?

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[annihiliner]

You say that we should be careful, but is there a special way to do so? To stay safe from the... less nice "youkai" if we encounter them?

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[monge]

[With a smile, Komasan opens his mouth to say something, but immediately stops when he comes to a terrifying conclusion.]

Huh... I dunno, zura.

[They kind of just do what they want, now that he thinks about it.]

Maybe...you could dress up really scary, zura? That way if you're scarier than the youkai, they won't wanna bother you, zura! [He then gasps, eyes widening when he comes to another conclusion.]

M-MONGE! That must be why they dress up on Halloween in the first place, zura!!

[annihiliner]

...I can't say that it isn't.

[Since she has no idea why they do that. Maybe she should look it up later.]

Is this a common worry where you come from?

[monge]

[Komasan doesn't answer right away, he's still recovering from blowing his own mind. Eventually he shakes himself out of his trance and blinks a few times, looking into the feed as if caught off guard by her question.]

Eh...?

Oh, uh, I don't worry about it too much, z-zura. Since I'm a youkai too, they usually like to go after humans, zura.

[annihiliner]

But you don't.

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[primadovea]

Perhaps none of them came out during the swear-in party because we'd expect it! After all, if I was a youkai, I'd want to be a bit sneaky about possessing someone.

[ someone is gonna have to crush his dreams eventually BUT THAT SOMEONE SHALL NOT BE MINT, YOU'LL SEE THOSE YOUKAI EVENTUALLY, KOMASAN. ]

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[monge]

Eh...but wouldn't we expect them more on Halloween, z-zura?

[So by that logic...]

Are they not gonna come out tonight either now, zura? American youkai sure are weird, zura...

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[primadovea]

Oh, you're right. Well..uh...

[ TRY NOT TO LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT MINT, YOU'VE GOT THIS. ]

Maybe they know that we know that we're expecting them so they'll show up anyway because if we're expecting them then they're not likely to show up...I think. Does that make sense?

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[monge]

[He tries, he really tries, Komasan tries to piece that together, but ends up falling over instead.]

Zurazurazurazurazurazurazurazurazurazurazurazurazurazurazurazurazurazurazurazurazurazura...

[He's sure it probably makes sense to smarter people.]

I-I'll just take your word for it, z-zura...

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[primadovea]

[ !!! Change of topic, yokai down, yokai down! ]

Aaaah, Komasan! Are you okay?

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[pushtheboundaries]

[kOMASAN IS STILL HERE today is a good day]

Don't be too scary, Komasan!

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[monge]

[Is that...? Is that who he thinks it is? Forget Halloween, this is important!]

FUCK.

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[pushtheboundaries]

[FUCK INDEED JESUS CHRIST KOMASAN DID YOU HAVE TO SCREAM THAT]

2/2 potg

[pushtheboundaries]

[okay maybe you didn't scream but]

...nice to see you too, Komasan.

[monge]

S-See? I didn't forget, z-zura! Even after I thought you were gone, I didn't forget, zura!!

[Oh god, he's going to cry.]

Were you hiding, zura?

[pushtheboundaries]

[he wishes you forgot okay no abandon that thought MUST STOP KOMASAN FROM CRYING]

I wasn't hiding, Komasan, I just...was away for a little bit. I'm sorry about that.

...you may want to remember that you only use that word when you really mean it, though.

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[missleadingquestions]

Komasan~! We have to meet up at Disney!

I have a treat for you!

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[monge]

You got me soft cream, zura?!

[She must have, like, a mini freezer to carry it around so it doesn't melt and everything! So thoughtful...]

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[missleadingquestions]

I can't tell you! It's a Halloween secret.

[It's not soft cream, but at the very least it's soft-cream-shaped candies. She knows this soft boy by now.]

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[monge]

O-Oh, a secret, I'm so sorry, zura...

[Komasan promptly proceeds to cover both his ears, just to make sure he doesn't accidentally hear anything he's not supposed to. You know, in case Maya decides to spill anyway. ...For some reason.]

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[missleadingquestions]

--Ah. Komasan! You won't hear anything else like that....

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[resipiscent]

How scary are we talking?

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[monge]

The scariest, zura.

[He places a paw on his hip, like someone who would give a real answer.]

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[resipiscent]

Well, then I'll expect to be terrified.

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[monge]

M-MONGE?! Y-You wanna be scared, zura?!