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[ it's been a rough month for jessica — thanks to her arrival and reliving her traumatic memories with the devil himself. in between all of her alcohol consumption, she's had time to think because sadly, even hard liquor can't always numb the pain.

it's almost midnight, and she finds herself posting on the network. there's no username attached; she prefers anonymity for this topic. well, here goes nothing. ]

if someone's dead back home, is there any chance they can show up here?

and what if they're the goddamn devil? will the cops do something about it?

serious answers only. not in the mood for bullshit.

Comments

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Oh yeah, it's a fucking barrel of laughs. I cry myself to sleep every night I'm so homesick.

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i can tell

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It's rough being this sentimental.

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you inspire us all

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If I can plug up just one bleeding heart then all this suffering will mean something.



And there's actually a fuckton of those, because it turns out the Porter really likes non-Satan dead people too.

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is there any way to pick and choose?

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Talk about how great it'd be to have anyone you really can't fucking stand here. That seems to help a little.

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read my post again. i said not in the mood for bullshit.

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Who's bullshitting? The only people who show up here are the ones you least wanna see. Never fails.

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nope. can't fake that crap.

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That sucks. Guess you're just gonna have to deal with a bunch of assholes looking for you like everyone else.

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gee, thanks

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Hey, no problem. Someone's gotta give service with a smile around here.