Rincewind (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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maskormenace2016-11-21 06:55 pm
wizzardly) wrote in maskormenace2016-11-21 06:55 pm
Entry tags:
- harleen quinzel | harley quinn,
- jonathan crane | scarecrow,
- tohru adachi | n/a,
- † alfie solomons | n/a,
- † april ludgate | janet snakehole,
- † dorian gray | n/a,
- † frederick chilton | chief of staff!!,
- † hartley rathaway | the pied piper,
- † jeff winger | wingman,
- † jorah mormont | jorah the andal,
- † keladry of mindelan | lady knight,
- † kitty jones | n/a,
- † komasan | the youkai king,
- † leonard snart | captain cold,
- † petyr baelish | littlefinger,
- † rincewind | n/a,
- † sadie doyle | n/a,
- † sasha blouse | n/a,
- † will graham | wolf trap
video;
Right, so it's been brought to my attention that those bloody awful reports have been floating certain rumors around about me, and I'd rather just end those before they even get going all right?
[because even Rincewind's starved sense of self-respect has to draw the line at people thinking he fancies dishware.]
So, to be clear: I'm pansexual.
[which is an admittedly backwards linguistic for declaring one's lack of attraction to tea cups and related sundry, but there's just no accounting for etymological taste.]
There? [he arches a pointed brow.] Shall I assume that just about does it? All questions answered? Jolly good.
[honestly, the people in this place really will believe anything, won't they? Lucky that Snart fellow pointed this out when he did - things really could have gotten out of hand.]
[because even Rincewind's starved sense of self-respect has to draw the line at people thinking he fancies dishware.]
So, to be clear: I'm pansexual.
[which is an admittedly backwards linguistic for declaring one's lack of attraction to tea cups and related sundry, but there's just no accounting for etymological taste.]
There? [he arches a pointed brow.] Shall I assume that just about does it? All questions answered? Jolly good.
[honestly, the people in this place really will believe anything, won't they? Lucky that Snart fellow pointed this out when he did - things really could have gotten out of hand.]
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[Thinkiiing...]
What does platonic mean...?
[Best to play dumb, Jeff figures.]
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Sure. Yes. And you wouldn't want that.
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Jeez, you've put me in a tight spot. I feel like it's better to just let you work this out on your own...?
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Please. Please just type in some of these words and see what the internet has to say about their meaning. That's all I can advise. Both as your lawyer and your friend.
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[and he sighs, like this is just such an inconvenience, but then he takes his lawyer's advice.]
...Oh, bugger.
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