video;

[wizzardly]

Right, so it's been brought to my attention that those bloody awful reports have been floating certain rumors around about me, and I'd rather just end those before they even get going all right?

[because even Rincewind's starved sense of self-respect has to draw the line at people thinking he fancies dishware.]

So, to be clear: I'm pansexual.

[which is an admittedly backwards linguistic for declaring one's lack of attraction to tea cups and related sundry, but there's just no accounting for etymological taste.]

There? [he arches a pointed brow.] Shall I assume that just about does it? All questions answered? Jolly good.

[honestly, the people in this place really will believe anything, won't they? Lucky that Snart fellow pointed this out when he did - things really could have gotten out of hand.]

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[restingstitchface]

Oh? Well, fancy that.

[Was that a joke at Rincewind's expense? Course not. He would never do such a thing!]

[wizzardly]

[if Crane puts his ear to his communicator he can hear the sound of it sailing over Rincewind's pointy-hatted head.]

I can't imagine that anyone believed differently, really.

[video]

[protects_the_small]

You do what with pans?!

[video]

[wizzardly]

No! No, no, just the opposite!

action + video

[catchacold]

[Leonard is dedicated, no one can really deny that.

He doesn't have any issue with Rincewind. He quite likes him. However, he is so easy to set up.

So, in this case, after having him "out" himself on the network, he's planned to steal some of his cookware, just because that seemed thematic. But instead he got hungry, so here he is, in Rincewind's (and Will's and April's) kitchen, frying up some eggs.

With that done, he gets himself a fork, leans against the counter and turns on to have a look at Rincewind's announcement over the network. He takes a bite and turns on video to reply:]

Such a coincidence. So am I.

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[wizzardly]

I don't understand why people even have to come out and say it. [he shakes his head at the camera, walking downstairs to brew some tea.]

It can't really be that uncommon a thing, can it? Or have I been giving this world too much credit all a -

[action]

[wizzardly]

[and that sure isn't one of the dogs - although several are crowded near Leonard's feet, patiently waiting for a bit of dropped egg.]

Y-y-you! You're - why are - [Rincewind sputters and flings an accusatory finger.] Get out! - And you put that mug down! That's Will's!

video;

[itistolaugh]

Um. Wow. Good for you?

video;

[wizzardly]

Well I don't know that it's something to compliment.

[aggressiveapathy]

Who taught you the word?

[catchacold]

That'd be me.

[wizzardly]

Oh, that Leonard person. Who is absolutely terrible, but I suppose can apparently be good for some things.

[infomodder]

Should I lock up the pans?

[video]

[devoutish]

Yeah. What is that, and why is it supposed to matter to us?

[Hello again, fellow Brit.]

[video]

[wizzardly]

I've recently learned it's the term for someone who doesn't fancy dishware. Which I didn't even know was something you had to have a word for.

This world, I tell you. [he shakes his head.] And they say mine sounds odd. At least we don't have people making eyes at the good porcelain. ...Generally.

[Video]

[plasthmatic]

I'll write that down in my little notebook of important information that absolutely needs to be remembered: "Some rando will put his dick in anyone."

[wizzardly]

- That is not what I said! Don't you write that down!

video;

[textualhealing]

Why are you allowed to use the network...?

[wizzardly]

Look, just because you don't think it's important people know doesn't mean I don't. I might not have much of a reputation, but -

[he desperately searches for some way to end that sentence.]

- I've been told it exists. So I'm not keen on having other people just do what they like with it.

[socialactivillain]

Well done. Even in a place more socially accepting like this world, it still takes a lot of courage to come out publicly like that.

[wizzardly]

What, does it really?

I'd think it was the people who weren't who'd have something to need courage about. Among other things.

video;

[brushoff]

Well! [ That's...unexpected. Wasn't Rincewind more of the awkwardly repressed virgin type? ]

Congrats on figuring this out. If you want, I can introduce you to someone if you want to...ah, dive right into things.

[wizzardly]

Introduce - ? Aren't you as well? I'd think a lot of people I already know are. Why should I have to meet other people?

[Video]

[sleight_of_hand]

...was it really necessary to announce that to everyone?

[ Pretty sure there were people that didn't care. Like. Say. Him. ]

[wizzardly]

The more people who hear it, the better. I'd rather not have to repeat myself.

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[monge]

It's very nice to meet you, Pansexual, zura!

[That's a weird name, but Komasan won't judge.]

[wizzardly]

...That's not my name. My name is Rincewind. We've even met before.

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[baetiful]

I'm beginning to wonder if you will ever make a network post where you do not embarrass yourself.

[wizzardly]

What, because I'm stamping out terrible rumors about me? I suppose I could see why you'd sneer at that.

[as far as Rincewind's concerned, Baelish could have been the one to start them in the first place, who knows.]

[slightlyoffchilt]

Have you found yourself a pleasing gentleman, I wonder?

[wizzardly]

[and having since been enlightened by Mr. Rathaway -]

Right, is there a way to delete both this post and everyone's memories of it?

[marriedmedium]

Congratulations! A toast to you and your pan sex!

[Sadie raises a glass. It's basically an involuntary movement at this point.]

[wizzardly]

But that's exactly not what I'm having!

Voice I DON'T CARE THAT I'M LATE

[viced]

Er --

They'll still say anything they want, whether you... say things or not.

Believe me, they've been saying I fuck toasters for about seven years.

[wizzardly]

...

...Do you?