wizzardly: I think it's called being human or something. (Been completely at a loss my whole life)
Rincewind ([personal profile] wizzardly) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2016-11-21 06:55 pm

video;

Right, so it's been brought to my attention that those bloody awful reports have been floating certain rumors around about me, and I'd rather just end those before they even get going all right?

[because even Rincewind's starved sense of self-respect has to draw the line at people thinking he fancies dishware.]

So, to be clear: I'm pansexual.

[which is an admittedly backwards linguistic for declaring one's lack of attraction to tea cups and related sundry, but there's just no accounting for etymological taste.]

There? [he arches a pointed brow.] Shall I assume that just about does it? All questions answered? Jolly good.

[honestly, the people in this place really will believe anything, won't they? Lucky that Snart fellow pointed this out when he did - things really could have gotten out of hand.]
huntergames: (ok... that sounds fake but ok...)

[personal profile] huntergames 2016-11-27 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
[ OR IS IT?? ]

Do you let him do the dishes at home?
infomodder: ten thousand people in the freezer, maybe more. no, definitely more. everything is awful. ([ the sound of silence ])

[personal profile] infomodder 2016-11-27 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
[WHAT A TWEEST]

He's not not allowed to do dishes.
huntergames: (roped into threesome)

[personal profile] huntergames 2016-11-27 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
M-maybe he shouldn't anymore...?
infomodder: i'm rly good at it because i'm not rly a good cop oops (playing bad cop)

[personal profile] infomodder 2016-11-27 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Good idea. I'll have a talk with him about it.
huntergames: (i know when that hotline bling)

[personal profile] huntergames 2016-11-28 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
Good luck!