video;

[wizzardly]

Right, so it's been brought to my attention that those bloody awful reports have been floating certain rumors around about me, and I'd rather just end those before they even get going all right?

[because even Rincewind's starved sense of self-respect has to draw the line at people thinking he fancies dishware.]

So, to be clear: I'm pansexual.

[which is an admittedly backwards linguistic for declaring one's lack of attraction to tea cups and related sundry, but there's just no accounting for etymological taste.]

There? [he arches a pointed brow.] Shall I assume that just about does it? All questions answered? Jolly good.

[honestly, the people in this place really will believe anything, won't they? Lucky that Snart fellow pointed this out when he did - things really could have gotten out of hand.]

Comments

[brushoff]

[ bite him, Chilton ]

It's always been a thing! Just...with varying levels of success.

[slightlyoffchilt]

How fortunate that you see the light, regardless. Better to see the painting for what it is, rather than the brushstrokes.

[brushoff]

Well that much is obvious. What's the use of focusing in on the small little details? You don't read the story for it's words, you read the story because it's a story.

[slightlyoffchilt]

I am relieved that you see it that way.

[And totally didn't turn it on Chilton for being ballsy enough to use a painting reference. That's where his relief lies.]

[brushoff]

[ You take what you can get, Chilton. ]

Do you really think I'd see it a different way?

[slightlyoffchilt]

You can be... Preoccupied. At times.

[brushoff]

I've got a feeling that I won't like clarification by what you mean by 'preoccupied.'

[slightlyoffchilt]

Some subjects are better left untouched.

[brushoff]

[ siiiiiiiiiiigh ] I'll interpret that as 'don't even bother trying to figure out what's what.'

[slightlyoffchilt]

I am only trying to spare both our feelings.