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[wizzardly]

Right, so it's been brought to my attention that those bloody awful reports have been floating certain rumors around about me, and I'd rather just end those before they even get going all right?

[because even Rincewind's starved sense of self-respect has to draw the line at people thinking he fancies dishware.]

So, to be clear: I'm pansexual.

[which is an admittedly backwards linguistic for declaring one's lack of attraction to tea cups and related sundry, but there's just no accounting for etymological taste.]

There? [he arches a pointed brow.] Shall I assume that just about does it? All questions answered? Jolly good.

[honestly, the people in this place really will believe anything, won't they? Lucky that Snart fellow pointed this out when he did - things really could have gotten out of hand.]

Comments

[wizzardly]

What, because I'm stamping out terrible rumors about me? I suppose I could see why you'd sneer at that.

[as far as Rincewind's concerned, Baelish could have been the one to start them in the first place, who knows.]

[baetiful]

Creating them more like it. You made a post wearing a woman's shirt once, I seem to recall. And now this?

[wizzardly]

Well it's hardly a woman's shirt when a man's wearing it.

[he will defend his choice to wear April's blouses, they're silky and they fit his body-type!]

[baetiful]

That does not make it any less of a woman's shirt. It does, however, make you a bit less of a man.

[wizzardly]

You - !

[GODS, HE HATES HIM SO MUCH]

I'm every bit the man you are, you know! I'm still a wizard, you can't get more manly than that!

[baetiful]

Really. A wizard? That is how you judge masculinity? I would have thought a knight or a mercenary or that Iron Bull. He's quite the manly fellow, is he not?

[wizzardly]

You have to be a man to be a wizard - anyone can be a knight or a mercenary.

[He's not sure about any "Iron Bull" person, but Rincewind knows a trap when he sees one.]

Anyway, I don't see what room you've got to talk about clothing when you're in a dress most of the time yourself.

[baetiful]

It's not a dress. It's a tunic. I wear pants under it.

[ There is a very distinct difference!!! ]

[wizzardly]

Well it hardly matters what you wear under it when what's on top of it's a dress.

[baetiful]

You of all people have no room to judge fine fashion. Look at that stupid hat you're always wearing.

[wizzardly]

- Stupid? [oh if that offense doesn't get Rincewind pulling himself up, looking as prickly as a puffer-fish.]

This is a wizard's hat, worn only by masters of wizardry! It's got nothing to do with fashion to begin with!

[baetiful]

I'd like to see some of this masterful wizzardry you boast to have. Seems as though it might have come in handy in some of these situations you get yourself into.

[ Yes. He is totally calling you a fraud with a stupid hat, Rincewind. Do you refute these claims?? ]

[wizzardly]

Well tough draw there, isn't it? I'm not some pet to go performing tricks for treats. [treats Baelish probably wouldn't even have, because he's such a jerk.]

I know what I am, I don't need to go proving myself. - And I've got a magic trunk, so there.

[baetiful]

Yes, yes. You do have a lot of accessories. I suppose if you keep piling them on, they will be distracting enough for most people.