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Right, so it's been brought to my attention that those bloody awful reports have been floating certain rumors around about me, and I'd rather just end those before they even get going all right?

[because even Rincewind's starved sense of self-respect has to draw the line at people thinking he fancies dishware.]

So, to be clear: I'm pansexual.

[which is an admittedly backwards linguistic for declaring one's lack of attraction to tea cups and related sundry, but there's just no accounting for etymological taste.]

There? [he arches a pointed brow.] Shall I assume that just about does it? All questions answered? Jolly good.

[honestly, the people in this place really will believe anything, won't they? Lucky that Snart fellow pointed this out when he did - things really could have gotten out of hand.]

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Well done. Even in a place more socially accepting like this world, it still takes a lot of courage to come out publicly like that.

What, does it really?

I'd think it was the people who weren't who'd have something to need courage about. Among other things.

[ He frowns. ]

What makes you say that?

Well - look, I try not to judge, really, but an attraction to pans and things? Bowls? ...Muffin tins? You've got to admit that's odd.

...I'm sorry, what exactly do you think pansexual means?

Not being attracted to dishware.

[duh.]

[ His frown deepens. ]

And who told you this?

...Leonard Snart.

[ THE HEAVIEST SIGH. ]

I'm really sorry about this, but that's not what pansexuality is at all. In the simplest terms, means you don't consider gender when sexually attracted to someone.

...

...

...Sorry, what?

[ Simply: ] You were lied to.

Ah. I see. Right.

[a beat.]

...Do you know if he's got flying powers, by chance? Leonard, I mean.

[ Piper considers for half a second if this is going to lead to violence enacted on one Leonard Snart, and then immediately realizes he really doesn't care. ]

I'm 100% sure he doesn't.