video;

[wizzardly]

Right, so it's been brought to my attention that those bloody awful reports have been floating certain rumors around about me, and I'd rather just end those before they even get going all right?

[because even Rincewind's starved sense of self-respect has to draw the line at people thinking he fancies dishware.]

So, to be clear: I'm pansexual.

[which is an admittedly backwards linguistic for declaring one's lack of attraction to tea cups and related sundry, but there's just no accounting for etymological taste.]

There? [he arches a pointed brow.] Shall I assume that just about does it? All questions answered? Jolly good.

[honestly, the people in this place really will believe anything, won't they? Lucky that Snart fellow pointed this out when he did - things really could have gotten out of hand.]

Comments

[catchacold]

I'm a very encouraging person.

[socialactivillain]

Apparently it's just a question of what you're encouraging.

[catchacold]

I'd encourage pansexuality in anyone.

Seems I naturally do anyway.

[socialactivillain]

Encouraging someone and lying to them are two different things.

[catchacold]

I'm a multi-tasker.

[socialactivillain]

That's certainly one word for what you are.

[catchacold]

Yeah?

Lay it on me, no need to hold back.