video;

[wizzardly]

Right, so it's been brought to my attention that those bloody awful reports have been floating certain rumors around about me, and I'd rather just end those before they even get going all right?

[because even Rincewind's starved sense of self-respect has to draw the line at people thinking he fancies dishware.]

So, to be clear: I'm pansexual.

[which is an admittedly backwards linguistic for declaring one's lack of attraction to tea cups and related sundry, but there's just no accounting for etymological taste.]

There? [he arches a pointed brow.] Shall I assume that just about does it? All questions answered? Jolly good.

[honestly, the people in this place really will believe anything, won't they? Lucky that Snart fellow pointed this out when he did - things really could have gotten out of hand.]

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[wizzardly]

I thought that as well, but then again, this world's got a lot of words that don't make sense.

D'you know that here "driveways" are for parking, but "parkways" are for driving, for example?

[devoutish]

I did, yeah. That one I can't blame on the Americans.

[wizzardly]

Maybe you aren't trying hard enough. I find I can blame most anything on anyone if I put my best effort in.

[devoutish]

What about--

[He waves a hand in the air, vaguely.]

-- all of this? This announcement?

[wizzardly]

Oh. One of those online tabloids went and accused me of something, so I decided to clear up matters, is all. [it's getting more attention than he'd thought it would.]

Have you run across those yet? Magazines and things writing about us?

[devoutish]

I've seen them, yeah, but I haven't appeared in any of 'em. Lucky, eh?